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Tweak says, "Humphrey, we're leaving!"

Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

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aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	blue_eyed 2013-03-23 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	[ piter is almost a little embarrassed. not at being a grown man masquerading as a cat, but at caliborn's magnificent failure to recognize that. ] Your well-wishing is appreciated— such kindness!— but I do believe that I will be catching myself a fish dinner. [ the cat stands up, stretches. ] Do behave while I'm away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-25 02:22 am UTC (link)
	[Caliborn visibly and audibly shudders at the word "kindness."] I'll ruin something priceless. Just for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blue_eyed
2013-03-30 01:04 am UTC (link)

I am flattered.

[ that feline face hovers barely a centimeter away from the comm for a moment before moving in to rub against it— and the feed clicks off.

out of sight, piter deigns to give the cat a quick skratch behind the ears. he is not ordinarily affectionate with animals, but it has been so very invaluable in this, his most diabolical of plots. "so stupid it just might work" doesn't even begin to describe it. a part of him is frankly astounded that anyone is this gullible.

the rest of him is resisting the urge to laugh until he passes out. ]

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