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Tweak says, "you know nothing, Jon Snow"

Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	skulltop 2013-03-12 03:33 am UTC (link)
	You sound...rather familiar there. [!!!] Perhaps a famous actor has finally - though wrongfully!!! - been selected to join us here in purgatory? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:19 am UTC (link)
	[That was a lot of words and none of them made much sense to Caliborn when they were strung together like that.] What the fuck are you talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-13 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, don't you worry- I swear on my honor I'll keep your identity a secret! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-13 01:30 am UTC (link)
	[HE'S SO CONFUSED] Shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-16 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I swear on my life good sir! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-16 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Did this have any point. Other than wasting my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-19 05:14 am UTC (link)
	On the contrary, you have more than enough time to spend here. It's prison! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-19 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	See. You're still doing it. We will both be dead and withered. Before this conversation reaches any point. That can be made sense of with normal brains. And not addled ones. [Caliborn: implying his brain is not addled since 2012.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-21 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yowza, I hardly think this conversation could last quite that long!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-22 12:09 am UTC (link)
	I could just. Strangle you? That sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Cripes, you crack me up! What a joke! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-26 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	[Something about this whole conversation has been nagging him. It's very familiar.] Turn on your video. Show me. The face of a moron. Also known as. You. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-28 10:28 am UTC (link)
	[Jake does! AND HE'S SMILING SO WIDE!!!] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-28 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	[From the other side, where he is still on audio only, his expression falls to super annoyance.] Oh, fuck no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-03-31 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Uh. Has something gone awry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-31 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	[So, there's a complete collection of chumps here... Caliborn can't decide if that's awesome or annoying.] Yeah. I'm looking right at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skulltop 2013-04-05 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Huh? And whereabouts might this tricky bugger be? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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