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Calliope // Caliborn (ophiuchus) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-03-11 10:49:00

Entry tags:

aradia megido, calliope-caliborn, dirk strider, helix wamtani, jade harley, jake english, korra, piter de vries, shining armor, sora himoto, spike, xander harris

[voice] ⛎ DAY 210
[A voice breaks the peace and quiet. It’s rather androgynous, rather rough from disuse, but loud and abrupt and demanding ~~and bratty~~ all the same.]

Whoa. This “crimes list” is fantastic. An outline of my accomplishments. Great and terrible. And I haven’t even done most of it yet?

But. “Cheating”? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I don’t cheat. Fix it. Put it right immediately. Maybe I’ll forget about your little “mistake.” And let you die quickly. Instead of slowly and painfully.

[And then Caliborn brushes it off, at least for now, because he has more important matters to attend to.]

Now. Where’s all my shit? Bring it to me.

I’m waiting.

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	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	They aren't gonna change a single thing about your list. They basically go so far out of their way to charge you with shit they'll come up with the most tenuous possible shit. Can you believe they actually classified that tame-as-hell art I BSed for you one afternoon as "child porn"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ophiuchus
2013-03-11 09:23 pm UTC (link)

We aren't fucking talking about that.

[Let's instead reflect instead on the fact that his favorite ~~human~~ ~~boyfriend~~ ~~bro~~ victim is here. Wherever "here" is. That's probably an actually important thing to take more into consideration.]

[Eventually.]

Each of my crimes is perfectly valid. And obtained through legitimate acts of violence and terror. Except for that one.

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	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Cool. I don't really care and neither do they. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	[Caliborn thinks that was maybe a little rude, but it's ok, it's Dirk. He's probably just playing it cool.] It's okay. You don't have to put on a show of your fear for my sake. I know. The point is. With my new-found ambulation. I will clear my name. [Added emphasis.] With their blood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Computers don't have blood. [ Sigh, it's a lost cause with this guy. ] Which isn't to say I'm not with you on the general idea of "Let's fuck some shit up and bust out," that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever. ["It's computers" is honestly rather disappointing news. There's very little joy in killing a computer.] But. Since you're with me. And interested in my obviously good general idea. What the fuck are we waiting for? We're going down on them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Why don't you try that and let me know how it works out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	It's already "a thing." There is no question. That they will die. The carnage will be brutal. And gory. As gory as computers can be when they're dead. Which is not very. [This is kind of a bummer, but at least he can try it on principle.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm sure. You're the first person to have an idea like this. Nobody has ever tried it before, and if they have they were just so bad at executing it. Surely you'll be successful where they failed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Quick question. What's the last thing you remember before you woke up here? The last thing me and my friends did, I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	How should I know?? I don't give a shit about chronology. Or syncing the timeline. Yawn. But. It was probably something stupid and irrelevant. Like everything you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	[ Eyeroll. ] Naturally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	[Now that THAT'S settled.] Tell me where you live, Dirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-11 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	What? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-11 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't just give out my home address like candy, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Both. Do both. [Candy actually sounds like a really good idea right about now.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 03:44 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes. You will give me the candy. And your home address. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
	...if I do, will you shut up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Sector four, Clocktower Estates. [ He gives the number of an apartment he is pretty sure is empty. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ophiuchus 2013-03-12 05:55 am UTC (link)
	That means nothing. Give me directions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smuppeteer 2013-03-12 05:57 am UTC (link)
	No. There's a map on your communicator. Use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)