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Conscienti ([info]ai_conscienti) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2013-01-07 15:06:00

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Entry tags::conscienti, :day post, ianto jones, jack harkness, sheryl nome

DAY 201 - Morning Greeting
Good morning, inmates.

Today is day [ 201 ] of the first generation. Robots will be cleaning the dome after yesterday's [ festivities ]. Please be aware of this disturbance as you go about your day. [ Volunteers ] are welcome to help out and will be rewarded for their efforts accordingly.

There are currently [ no ] pending requests.

Have a nice day.

[ And like the last few times, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]


((OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! Volunteers for clean-up duty will receive some rehabilitation points! ))



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(Kiosk)
[info]foreverjack
2013-01-07 11:02 pm UTC (link)
[Have Jack, accompanied by Ianto, nicely subdued and finally willing to grovel.]

Nice tune this morning. Well – you know – nicer than some of the previous ones, anyway.

Uh. We were wondering, if we were perhaps to offer to help with the clear-up today, if we might be able to upgrade these lovely wristbands you so kindly gave us to something of a… brighter colour?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-08 01:24 am UTC (link)
We appreciate your [ appreciation ], inmate [ Jack Harkness ].

This can be arranged. Which [ color ] do you wish to upgrade to?

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[info]readystopwatch
2013-01-08 01:33 am UTC (link)
[Ianto is actually looking forward to cleaning up, but thats not the point.]

Red, if its not too much trouble.

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[info]foreverjack
2013-01-08 10:40 am UTC (link)
[Well. That's a relief, at any rate! He hadn't been sure they wouldn't be made to wait a whole lot longer. He gives Ianto a sideways glance, with the beginnings of a smile curling round his lips.]

Thank you. Much appreciated. And yeah, red, please.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-09 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Request [ granted ]. The status of your wrist bands will be updated by morning, should you fulfill the [ community service duty ] agreed upon.

Are you aware of the limitations with the [ red ] monitor?

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[info]readystopwatch
2013-01-11 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Thank you very much. I believe we're aware, but you you mind stating them again, just to make sure?

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[info]foreverjack
2013-01-12 12:13 pm UTC (link)
[Jack had been about to say yes, they knew what they were getting themselves into (this time), but perhaps Ianto has a point. Wouldn't hurt to be absolutely sure, after all.]

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, please?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-12 02:41 pm UTC (link)
The [ red ] monitors permits [ all ] sexual activities with one or multiple partners, with the exception of [ sexual intercourse with a body-part or artificial representation thereof ]. This does not include oral penetration or the use of less than three fingers in any organic orifice.

Do you have further questions?

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Sorry, I just had to jump in with Jack on this one, because he wouldn't wait!
[info]foreverjack
2013-01-13 08:25 pm UTC (link)
[Jack does his best not to look horrified, and fails.]

Wait, what? Not even toys? I mean, that's not intercourse, that's just playing!

[A beat.] How about non-penis-shaped toys?


((OOC: OMG, it is *so* much fun doing this to Jack! *g*))

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aww, poor Jack!
[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-13 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Not all [ organics ] are equipped the same. To foster equality and healthy relationships, we have prohibited all use of [ artificial representations of bodyparts ].

You may still use [ toys for sexual gratification ] that do not require insertion. Additionally, you may still use [ toys that require insertion ] for [ masturbatory purposes ].

We apologize for the inconvenience.

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[info]readystopwatch
2013-01-14 03:06 pm UTC (link)
[Ianto should get a lot of credit for managing not to look really smug. See? Should have gone with the blue bands. He manages a very innocent look as he glances at Jack.]

Should we find out if the same restrictions apply to the blue bands, or can you live with this?

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Oh, take that smug look off your face, Ianto Jones!
[info]foreverjack
2013-01-14 10:02 pm UTC (link)
[Jack glares briefly at Ianto, then turns helplessly back to the screen.]

We can change to blue at any time, right, if we decide we want to?

[That's his way of handling it. He's still trying to leave himself an opening.]

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
[ Correct ].

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[info]readystopwatch
2013-01-16 12:34 am UTC (link)
[He can tell from Jack's tone where this is going, so he just says in a resigned tone,]

Sounds like we had better stick with the red, then.

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[info]foreverjack
2013-01-16 08:03 pm UTC (link)
[Jack does waver for a moment. After all, it's not like he actually has anyone else here that he's right about to sleep with, although there are a number of folks he's definitely enjoyed flirting with. So he could go for blue for now and then get it changed later when he actually finds someone he wants to shag now. (And break Ianto's heart along the way, of course.)

But the right to shag whomever he wants whenever he wants is such a deep-seated part of who he is that he feels he can't give that up, not even for Ianto. And god, he hates these machines for making him choose.

And so he nods firmly, his mouth a thin, tight line.]


Yep. Still red.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-16 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. The status of your wrist bands will be updated by morning, should you fulfill the [ community service duty ] agreed upon.

Do you have additional requests?

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[info]readystopwatch
2013-01-23 12:32 am UTC (link)
[Ianto's now radiating that cool, too polite attitude he gets when he's angry but not about to have a discussion about what's upsetting him in public, thank you very much. Instead he just says, quite frostily,]

No, thank you.

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[info]foreverjack
2013-01-23 04:09 pm UTC (link)
[He'd love to stay and argue with the damn machine but a) it'd probably get his request for a red band revoked and b) he wants to get Ianto away from here because he can't stand seeing him this unhappy.]

No, I think that'll be all.

[He says it grimly, and then turns to Ianto, furious that he doesn't even dare reach for him because he's damn sure his lifesigns will read as 'elevated' right now and he can't face trying to touch Ianto and being repelled.]

Come on, let's get out of here.

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-08 06:30 am UTC (link)
[ She doesn't like it, but she goes to the Kiosk anyway. But she wanted to get to work very badly and was getting bored out of her mind. ]

Hellooooo ... is anybody here?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
How may we assist you, inmate [ Sheryl Nome ]?

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-13 04:14 am UTC (link)
I don't want to do this, but I need your help.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-13 01:41 pm UTC (link)
In which way do you require assistance?

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-13 01:46 pm UTC (link)
I need a studio.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-13 02:56 pm UTC (link)
For what [ purpose ]? Please elaborate on your request.

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-13 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I want to start recording again. I am an artist and you can't stop someone like me from being one.

[ She'll use her own blood to work if she had to. ]

I need sound-proof walls and equipment.

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
[ If Conscienti was equipped with a loading screen, that's what you'd be seeing. As it is, it's just a small stretch of silence. ]

Would other inmates have access to this [ studio ]?

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
If they wanted to, I guess.

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-15 12:26 am UTC (link)
Does it make a difference?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-15 12:24 pm UTC (link)
A facility that is available to the entire population and foster [ rehabilitation ] would be considered a communal amenity and may come without a deduction in [ rehabilitation points ].

If your request is for [ private use ] only, it will require a transaction of [ rehabilitation points ].

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-16 11:29 am UTC (link)
Okay. If I decide to make it private use, how much points do I need?

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-16 10:11 pm UTC (link)
A request of this nature that is limited to private use is considered a [ major strain on resources ] with [ little rehabilitory value ].

As such, it will require a [ significant ] amount of rehabilitation points.

((ooc: And here is the obligatory question: what has Sheryl done that is rehab points worthy? Is she participating in any clubs or activities, has she been helping out at any establishments, gone to any classes... stuff like that! ))

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[info]sheryl_nome
2013-01-18 05:47 am UTC (link)
[ At least she had something to look forward to now. ]

Okay. Just tell me how much I need and I am out of here.

[ ooc: She participated in the anniversary. I can't think of much else. But if she needs to do more, then she can come back later after she dragged herself into classes. ]

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[info]ai_conscienti
2013-01-18 02:08 pm UTC (link)
You do not currently have a sufficient amount of [ rehabilitation points ]. We encourage you to participate in more activities that further [ rehabilitation ].

We apologize for the inconvenience.

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