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Dirk Strider ([info]smuppeteer) wrote in [info]marinanova,
@ 2012-12-21 20:05:00

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Entry tags:dick grayson (all-star), dirk strider, helix wamtani, jane crocker, kitty pryde (aoa), sheryl nome, shirley fenette, tony stark

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I've been convicted of a murder that I didn't commit. And I literally mean an actual murder I didn't commit -- it's not something back home that I'm just too chickenshit to fess up to.

And the thing is, Veridical stuck this D/s collar on me, so at first I thought it was just making up some excuse to avoid admitting it was jealous that I'm already in a relationship. But then it turned out I'm not the only one being punished.

So who all out there has to deal with this bullshit today?



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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 05:14 am UTC (link)
[ Unfortunately, a "Congrats on the sex" cake is not appropriate. Yet. ]

Oh? So who wins?

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 05:40 am UTC (link)
Neither of us.

[It will be a lovely heart shaped cake.]

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 05:42 am UTC (link)
What were you betting, then?

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 05:46 am UTC (link)
Well. We were both wrong.

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 06:00 am UTC (link)
Answer the question.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 06:02 am UTC (link)
We were betting on how long it would take you two to actually move past making out like senseless buffoons on the couch. Roxy guessed a several weeks, I guessed a couple months. But it turns out we were both wrong.

Because it only took you several days.

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 06:04 am UTC (link)
You clearly underestimated the power of our pure, true love for one another.

[ Or his pure, true love for Jake and Jake's reckless sense of adventure. Whatever. ]

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 06:06 am UTC (link)
We didn't underestimate. You were both dancing around the subject, however.

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 06:10 am UTC (link)
[ Shrug. ]

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 06:12 am UTC (link)
You were both doing the bump and grind. Just in a relatively awkward manner.

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 06:16 am UTC (link)
We were doing no such thing. If you'd like to watch when we finally do get around to that, though...

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 06:18 am UTC (link)
I was certainly not referring to that bump and grind!

[INTERNAL SCREAM. SKDFHKSDFJ.]

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 06:21 am UTC (link)
That's the only definition, Jane.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-22 06:22 am UTC (link)
It certainly is not.

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-22 06:38 am UTC (link)
Yes it is.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-23 06:45 am UTC (link)
It can mean to avoid a subject too, in an awkward manner! I'll have you know!

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-23 06:46 am UTC (link)
If you say so.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-23 06:47 am UTC (link)
Favorite cake flavor, shoot.

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-23 06:49 am UTC (link)
I've only had four kinds of cake so far. Make something new.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-23 06:51 am UTC (link)
Splendid. What do you think about Jake?

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-23 06:55 am UTC (link)
I think he'll see a new flavor of cake as a grand adventure to be conquered.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-23 07:25 am UTC (link)
You two make my life very easy.

[Friendly forehead smooch.]

What color icing?

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-23 07:27 am UTC (link)
Are you really asking me that? As though it should be anything other than half green half orange.

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[info]cakekind
2012-12-23 07:33 am UTC (link)
Mmm, I have something better in mind! You'll see!

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[info]smuppeteer
2012-12-23 07:38 am UTC (link)
Don't disappoint me, Jane.

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