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Tweak says, "I'm not a goth I'm a sith"

Dirk Strider (smuppeteer) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2012-12-21 20:05:00

Entry tags:

dick grayson (all-star), dirk strider, helix wamtani, jane crocker, kitty pryde (aoa), sheryl nome, shirley fenette, tony stark

[voice/open]
I've been convicted of a murder that I didn't commit. And I literally mean an actual murder I didn't commit -- it's not something back home that I'm just too chickenshit to fess up to.

And the thing is, Veridical stuck this D/s collar on me, so at first I thought it was just making up some excuse to avoid admitting it was jealous that I'm already in a relationship. But then it turned out I'm not the only one being punished.

So who all out there has to deal with this bullshit today?

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	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 04:41 am UTC (link)
	[ nom nom nom ] Can I help you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps you could. [GRINNING SO WIDE. Also how are those cookies.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 04:45 am UTC (link)
	[ Man they are such good cookies. He tosses one over to her. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 04:49 am UTC (link)
	[She catches it.] I didn't mishear you, did I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Not being privy to your sensory input, I can't answer that question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 05:06 am UTC (link)
	The "in a relationship" part, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that. You couldn't tell? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, I didn't want to assume things. You two are very close though. [Later there will be a tasteful cake on the counter for the both of them. This is a good thing.] Roxy and I used to make bets on how long it would take you two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 05:14 am UTC (link)
	[ Unfortunately, a "Congrats on the sex" cake is not appropriate. Yet. ] Oh? So who wins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Neither of us. [It will be a lovely heart shaped cake.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 05:42 am UTC (link)
	What were you betting, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Well. We were both wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Answer the question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 06:02 am UTC (link)
	We were betting on how long it would take you two to actually move past making out like senseless buffoons on the couch. Roxy guessed a several weeks, I guessed a couple months. But it turns out we were both wrong. Because it only took you several days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 06:04 am UTC (link)
	You clearly underestimated the power of our pure, true love for one another. [ Or his pure, true love for Jake and Jake's reckless sense of adventure. Whatever. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 06:06 am UTC (link)
	We didn't underestimate. You were both dancing around the subject, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 06:10 am UTC (link)
	[ Shrug. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 06:12 am UTC (link)
	You were both doing the bump and grind. Just in a relatively awkward manner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 06:16 am UTC (link)
	We were doing no such thing. If you'd like to watch when we finally do get around to that, though... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 06:18 am UTC (link)
	I was certainly not referring to that bump and grind! [INTERNAL SCREAM. SKDFHKSDFJ.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 06:21 am UTC (link)
	That's the only definition, Jane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-22 06:22 am UTC (link)
	It certainly is not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. smuppeteer 2012-12-22 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action. cakekind 2012-12-23 06:45 am UTC (link)
	It can mean to avoid a subject too, in an awkward manner! I'll have you know! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)