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Tweak says, "Strange Fruit."

Leonard Hofstadter (sarcasm_sign) wrote in makebelievenet,
@ 2013-07-06 21:18:00

Entry tags:

glenn rhee, hermione granger, ichigo kurosaki, ickle regulus black, leonard hofstadter, rachel dare, sheldon cooper

So... I guess I need to check my Dramamine prescription again. I don't remember anything about my flight. Or getting this new phone. When did the ruble change to English?

Man, this is a nice hotel.

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	littlest_king 2013-07-07 03:44 am UTC (link)
	It's not a hotel. You're in a castle. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Okay, so it was a castle. Still nice. I didn't know they had these in Russia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlest_king 2013-07-07 07:07 am UTC (link)
	No, they do. But we're not in Russia. So that's kind of irrelevant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 07:10 am UTC (link)
	~~This is really starting to get weird.~~ We? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlest_king 2013-07-07 07:13 am UTC (link)
	You. Me. Everyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluehairbrush 2013-07-07 06:33 am UTC (link)
	AAAH. LEONARD HOFSTADTER. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 06:48 am UTC (link)
	~~Uhm~~ Hello? Do I know you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluehairbrush 2013-07-07 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Ah crap. Sorry. I have a really bad habit of doing that. No, you don't know me. But, hi! I'm Rachel. Rachel Elizabeth Dare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 06:58 am UTC (link)
	~~Why is your name familiar?~~ Hi to you, too. Are you with Dr. Hawking's crew? I thought I was supposed to meet my contact at the airport but apparently I was ~~drugged out of my mind~~ a little foggy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluehairbrush 2013-07-07 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, I wish. No. I live here at the castle. I think you're going to be a little late for your meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 07:14 am UTC (link)
	~~You live here t~~ ~~What the hell is this~~ I think I may be dreaming. I'm asleep on the plane and I'm dreaming of journaling on the internet. Just found out there'll be no wifi on the boat, so this totally makes sense. And now I've monologued myself in my own dream. Definitely changing medicine when I wake up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluehairbrush 2013-07-07 07:18 am UTC (link)
	This place is going to be a rough transition for you, bro. But hey, when you come around and realize you're not dreaming, I am totally down for D&D. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spewed 2013-07-07 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Are you quite all right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Well, I feel fine? Which is saying something, because I'm not really a good flyer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spewed 2013-07-07 06:50 am UTC (link)
	I hate to be the one to inform you, but you aren't actually in Russia. Mr Hofstader? Is that what Rachel called you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Of course I'm in Russia. I'm not in LAX, which is where my last memory is so [...] ~~Oh god, did I get on the wrong plane?~~ This might be bad. Really bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spewed 2013-07-07 07:00 am UTC (link)
	As ludicrous as it may sound, you are presently in a castle in the Land of Make Believe. I didn't believe it myself upon arrival either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 07:06 am UTC (link)
	[...] Okay. Either you're a sweet-natured but very confusing internet troll, or I really need my medication checked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spewed 2013-07-07 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Mr Hofstader, are you anywhere near a window? Take a moment and look for the moon. Tell me if you notice anything different about it. If you're familiar with the constellations, you'll notice they aren't quite right either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 07:16 am UTC (link)
	[sent after twenty minutes, as Leonard did as recommended, and promptly fainted] Well, this is certainly the most elaborate and detailed dream I've ever had. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spewed 2013-07-07 07:20 am UTC (link)
	It really isn't a dream, I assure you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bigmouthmerc 2013-07-07 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry buddy, you'll adjust. Just try not to freak out. Welcome around. I'm Wade Wilson. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Wade [...] Wilson? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigmouthmerc 2013-07-07 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	You can call me Deadpool or 'pool or something but Wade is just fine, buddy. Sounds like you need a drink. Best thing to do to get over the culture shock haha (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	[...] [.....] I think I should go to a doctor first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigmouthmerc 2013-07-07 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong? It's not THAT bad here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-07 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	No... no, you're right. It seems very nice. Just the fact that the moon is red, the stars are all wrong, I'm apparently not in Russia and I'm talking to a Marvel character on the internet all point to some kind of prescription mix-up. ~~Or psychotic break~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigmouthmerc 2013-07-08 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Nope, you aren't in Kansas anymore. Or... wherever you are from. But yes! Oh good! You know who I am! Viva life! I'm a good guy now. In case you aren't updated. Just an FYI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-08 12:17 am UTC (link)
	New Jersey. Originally. Yeah, yeah I did catch that. Maybe you can practice being a good guy and help me find a clinic that takes Blue Cross. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bigmouthmerc 2013-07-08 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Jersey Shore wut wut! I'm like a walking hospital if you need some help. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sillytalk 2013-07-08 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Cool. Sheldon's around here somewhere. Seen him yet? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-08 06:41 am UTC (link)
	No. No, I can't say I've seen Sheldon in my fever dream, thank god. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sillytalk 2013-07-08 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Heh. I talked to him a little bit when he--oh. Not a dream, dude. All real. Trust me. I thought it was one, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notreallybatman 2013-07-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Leonard?! Oh, Leonard. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm so glad you're here. I'm starting to think this might not actually be a dream. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-09 03:14 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh God you are here~~ I'm starting to think that as well. So. What the hell is this? Why am I not talking up Steven Hawking's yes-men on a very large boat in the Bering Straight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

notreallybatman
2013-07-09 03:48 am UTC (link)

We're in some kind of castle in a land of make believe. I've been doing some research since I got here, apparently some unknown source just picks up people at random from various dimensions and plops them all here in some weird melting pot of science and fiction.

When I first got here, I thought my previous assertion on wormholes and their ability to transport substances trans-universe was correct in that they were unable to do so. Turns out I might've been ~~wrong~~ ~~mistaken~~ misled on some valuable probabilities that I had yet to consider.

We might actually physically be here, Leonard. Here, with the living representations of all our collectables.

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	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-09 03:57 am UTC (link)
	~~....what?!~~ What do you mean 'might' actually be here? What were you misled on? You know what, don't answer that. Just... where are you? ~~Where am I?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notreallybatman 2013-07-09 04:02 am UTC (link)
	I'll have to explain it in person, the calculations I've been working on will help you understand. They're printed on 2 ply tissues hanging on the wall in our room. Which is what I just walked into. Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sarcasm_sign 2013-07-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
	~~Ohgod it's the Nexus explanation all over again~~ There are no whiteboards anywhere in the alternative universe? I'm in the same spot where I woke up, which is a room, and you're not in it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notreallybatman 2013-07-09 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I can't imagine why there wouldn't be, Leonard. However, there are no whiteboards in our room, hence the alternative. Now, quit sitting around and get over here, we got a lot of stuff to do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	strawberrysoul 2013-07-09 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah pretty sure I didn't take a plane to get here, myself, dude. And most people here seem to like English, but if you'd rather speak in Japanese, I don't mind meeting you in person or what have you. I'm Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki. (Reply to this)