InsaneJournal

[Text to Buffy]
>>Hey, B. So lucky me found the buttons to make all text on the phone read to me. Helpful as far as the net is concerned. Look how your girl has some smarts left in her.
>>Anyway, why are people actin' so weird? People changed age but don't remember anything. And there's some sort of furry thing invading the castle?
>>You OK? I know I'm technically not allowed in the castle, but I'll beat the front door down if you need the help. You're my kind of sponsor and all now, yeah? Or whatever. I know that technically doesn't apply to you. Best I got on the fly, alright? Anyway, you get my drift.


[Text to Shaggy]
>>Not that I give a shit or anything, but you alright over at the castle? I hear some crazy things over the net.