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Tweak says, "Try the curried goat!"

Faith Lehane (secondxbest) wrote in makebelievecomm,
@ 2013-02-05 23:03:00

Entry tags:

buffy summers, duncan (total drama), faith lehane

[Text to Buffy]
>>Hey, B. So lucky me found the buttons to make all text on the phone read to me. Helpful as far as the net is concerned. Look how your girl has some smarts left in her.
>>Anyway, why are people actin' so weird? People changed age but don't remember anything. And there's some sort of furry thing invading the castle?
>>You OK? I know I'm technically not allowed in the castle, but I'll beat the front door down if you need the help. You're my kind of sponsor and all now, yeah? Or whatever. I know that technically doesn't apply to you. Best I got on the fly, alright? Anyway, you get my drift.

[Text to Shaggy]
>>Not that I give a shit or anything, but you alright over at the castle? I hear some crazy things over the net.

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	the_delinquent 2013-02-06 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Ever heard of Tribbles? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-06 04:49 am UTC (link)
	>>Star Trek, yeah? >>Why you ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-06 04:56 am UTC (link)
	>> Do you want one? Because that seems like all we have here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-06 04:57 am UTC (link)
	>>Don't they multiply like Gremlins? I'm blind still. Last thing I need is a bunch of Tribbles to trip over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-06 05:25 am UTC (link)
	>> They eat and fuck. Or maybe they don't fuck and reproduce without it. Because they don't actually move. I guess they purr. Maybe they vibrate over to each other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-06 05:35 am UTC (link)
	>>That's hot. So you've got a bunch of hungry, horny, vibrating furballs in the castle. Party on, Garth. >>Maybe they just split in half to create another? Or reproduce with themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-06 05:41 am UTC (link)
	>> It's hot if your a Tribble. >> They have like 5 - 6 in a litter every three hours. >> If you wanted a bajillion friends, they're the way to go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-08 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	>>So I guess splitting in half isn't how they do it. Unless they split five or six times at once. >>But the more important thing to ask is, how the hell do you get rid of them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-08 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	>> I haven't watched the process in depth. Gross. >> Kill them. It's kind of sad because their kind of cute, all furry like that. But it only takes a couple of hours before you're really tired of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-08 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	>>Tribble porn wouldn't exactly be my cup of tea either. >>Yeah, I guess that works. We can't exactly beam them anywhere. >>So. Do they bleed? Or do they just lie flat? Or limp? How do you do it anyway? Stomp on them or stab them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-09 12:08 am UTC (link)
	>> But it's probably someone's. >> I have a knife. They bleed. Rat poison also works. But that one's tricky because I have to keep Spike away from it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-09 12:11 am UTC (link)
	>>You could burn them? Use a lighter and some hairspray and torch the little suckers until they're no more. >>Rat poison is tricky. No guarantee they'd eat it anyway. >>How's dog-Spike doin' with the Tribbles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-09 05:59 am UTC (link)
	>> Smelly. I still want to live here afterwards. Guess I could do that outside. >> They seem pretty gullible. >> He thinks they're chew toys. Have to keep him away from them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-09 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	>>I'd still do it. Just leave the windows open. >>Why? Let him play. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	secondxbest 2013-02-08 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	[Sent a little after] >>Shaggy do you know someone named Buffy in the castle? She's someone from home but she's actin' weird now. I think she de-aged. >>I'm concerned about her since she can't remember me or anythin' and I can't exactly go to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_delinquent 2013-02-09 12:08 am UTC (link)
	>> I don't know that name. Do you want me to ask around? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondxbest 2013-02-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
	>>Yeah, if you don't mind? I'm gonna try to force her out so I can talk to her, but otherwise I'm just hopin' it doesn't last. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return text jupiterdrops 2013-02-06 09:29 am UTC (link)
	> who is this!! r u in on this kidnapping 2?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return text secondxbest 2013-02-08 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	>>Aw hell, B, come on! It's me, Faith! >>Damn it! How old are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return text jupiterdrops 2013-02-09 02:18 am UTC (link)
	>how do u contribute to kidnapping and not no my age!! > 15 ok so this is seriously illegal in like all 50 states!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return text secondxbest 2013-02-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	>>I didn't kidnap you! ~~God, who knew Buffy used to be missing a few~~ >>Come again? 15? >>Well, this is just perfect. B, I'm Faith. We know each other in your future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return text jupiterdrops 2013-02-10 01:52 am UTC (link)
	> yes 15! it isnt as good as 16 but ill get there! > yeah ok thats crazy bye bye now (Reply to this) (Parent)