madkrazyfic

Title: Happy X-Mas (War Is Just Beginning)
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (Hard Rock Life AU)
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 552
Rating: G
Spoilers: N/A
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Rodney's attitude towards holidays is changing.

( Happy X-Mas (War Is Just Beginning) )

Title: Welcome to the Jungle
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Carter, Keller
Word Count: 2011
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Keller background spoilers from 4x07, 'Missing'; takes place post-4x03, 'Reunion'
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Keller is apprehensive about her job, but finds a kindred spirit in her new boss.

( Welcome to the Jungle )

Title: Culture War
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 492
Rating: G
Spoilers: N/A
Challenge: kikos_ai requested "Either a drabble with a Power Ranger team watching Stargate OR SG1/Team Shep watching Power Rangers." This is mostly crack.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Wherein Sheppard and friends watch Power Rangers, bitch about cultural differences, and just generally get on each other's nerves.

( Culture War )

Title: Looks Like the Road to Heaven, Feels Like the Road to Hell
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Ronon/Keller
Word Count: 793
Rating: Definitely R, maybe NC-17.
Spoilers: None, I don't think.
Warnings: Uh, smut.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: If she's being honest, Jennifer doesn't know how Ronon really feels about her.

( Looks Like the Road to Heaven, Feels Like the Road to Hell )

Title: Big Pimpin'
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (Hard Rock Life AU)
Characters: ensemble, with some slight Lorne/Teyla
Word Count: 3551
Rating: PG
Spoilers: N/A
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Takes place sometime after No Strings Attached (Inspiration) and 3 AM. The band takes the promotional tour to the set of TRL, where all hell breaks loose.

( Big Pimpin' )

Title: Lonely Planet
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 1104
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Slight ones for 10x20, 'Unending'.
Warnings: Futurefic. (Plus, some slash, and I think an instance of Language.)
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: disconnect and let me drift / until my upside down is right side in / society must let the artist go / to wander off into the nebula -"Nebula", Incubus

( Lonely Planet )

Title: Mnemosyne (3/3)
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Cam/Sam/Shep/Vala, ensemble
Word Count: 28055
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: SG-1: 7x13, 'Grace'; 9x01, 'Avalon (1)'; 9x12, 'Collateral Damage'; 9x14, 'Stronghold'; 10x03, 'The Pegasus Project'; 10x08, 'Memento Mori'; SGA: 1x04, '38 Minutes'; 2x08, 'Conversion'; 3x07, 'Common Ground'; 3x10, 'The Return (1)'
Dedication/Thanks: to obsessivemuch, who offered advice, wielded the stick with relentless aplomb on all occasions, and put up with me even during that dark final stage of the writing process where I hated the entire project and threatened to never write it again.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: What begins as a simple task to help a friend ends in tragedy as John is stripped of his memories by a rogue alien device. Now Cameron, Sam, and Vala struggle to restore John's memory, even knowing he might forget his relationship with them.

part one
part two

( Mnemosyne (3/3) )

Title: Mnemosyne (2/3)
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Cam/Sam/Shep/Vala, ensemble
Word Count: 28055
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: SG-1: 7x13, 'Grace'; 9x01, 'Avalon (1)'; 9x12, 'Collateral Damage'; 9x14, 'Stronghold'; 10x03, 'The Pegasus Project'; 10x08, 'Memento Mori'; SGA: 1x04, '38 Minutes'; 2x08, 'Conversion'; 3x07, 'Common Ground'; 3x10, 'The Return (1)'
Dedication/Thanks: to obsessivemuch, who offered advice, wielded the stick with relentless aplomb on all occasions, and put up with me even during that dark final stage of the writing process where I hated the entire project and threatened to never write it again.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: What begins as a simple task to help a friend ends in tragedy as John is stripped of his memories by a rogue alien device. Now Cameron, Sam, and Vala struggle to restore John's memory, even knowing he might forget his relationship with them.

part one

( Mnemosyne (2/3) )

Title: Mnemosyne (1/3)
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Cam/Sam/Shep/Vala, ensemble
Word Count: 28055
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: SG-1: 7x13, 'Grace'; 9x01, 'Avalon (1)'; 9x12, 'Collateral Damage'; 9x14, 'Stronghold'; 10x03, 'The Pegasus Project'; 10x08, 'Memento Mori'; SGA: 1x04, '38 Minutes'; 2x08, 'Conversion'; 3x07, 'Common Ground'; 3x10, 'The Return (1)'
Dedication/Thanks: to obsessivemuch, who offered advice, wielded the stick with relentless aplomb on all occasions, and put up with me even during that dark final stage of the writing process where I hated the entire project and threatened to never write it again.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: What begins as a simple task to help a friend ends in tragedy as John is stripped of his memories by a rogue alien device. Now Cameron, Sam, and Vala struggle to restore John's memory, even knowing he might forget his relationship with them.

( Mnemosyne (1/3) )

Title: And Kitty Makes Three
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Characters: John/Vala
Word Count: 2812
Rating: PG-13, for slightly naughty bits and general pantslessness
Spoilers: N/A
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Vala's latest obsession ends up being John's worst nightmare.

( And Kitty Makes Three )

Title: Trapped In the Drive-Thru
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Characters: John/Vala
Word Count: 978
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: N/A
Challenge: obsessivemuch: Shep and Vala at a Starbucks drive-through
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me. [Title borrowed from Weird Al song of the same name.]
Summary: John really can't take Vala anywhere.

( Trapped In the Drive-Thru )

Title: It's 3 AM, I Must Be Lonely
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (Hard Rock Life AU)
Characters: John, Rodney, Ronon
Word Count: 1726
Rating: PG
Spoilers: N/A
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Rodney's stress has lately manifested itself as insomnia, and John and Ronon are along for the ride.

( It's 3 AM, I Must Be Lonely )

Title: All Wet (Yeah, You Might Need A Raincoat)
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John/Cameron
Word Count: 723
Rating: R (for sexual content)
Spoilers: N/A
Challenge: Porn Battle prompt: Stargate Atlantis/Stargate SG-1, John/Cameron, stars.
Warnings: Sexual content.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Cameron and John find themselves the victims of the weather, and they have to find some way to pass the time.

( All Wet (Yeah, You Might Need A Raincoat) )

Title: Radio Edit
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (Hard Rock Life AU)
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 1463
Rating: PG-13, for language
Spoilers: N/A
Challenge: Sarah wanted Ronon to write a song.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Ronon approaches the band with a new song he's written— and it doesn't go over well.

( Radio Edit )

Title: Two of a Kind, Working on a Full House
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis (band AU)
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 1672
Rating: PG
Spoilers: N/A
Challenge: Um, Sarah told me to.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Rodney McKay and Nick Rhodes (the cat) have a number of things in common. But they have one important thing not in common, that is about to make Rodney's life very interesting.

( Two of a Kind, Working on a Full House )

Title: Cross the Sea and Get Some Culture
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 1952
Rating: G
Spoilers: SG-1 10x03, 'The Pegasus Project'; allusions to SGA 2x11, 'The Hive'
Challenge: obsessivemuch: "Five Encounters With SGA Personnel Cam Had (during The Pegasus Project)."
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me. [Title from "Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse" by Minus the Bear.]
Summary: Cameron makes a name for himself in Atlantis.

( Cross the Sea and Get Some Culture )

Title: Business or Pleasure? : The Incredibly True Story of John Sheppard's Unwitting Seduction (Or, How the Military Dropped Hundreds of Dollars on a Hotel Room John Never Stayed In)
Fandom: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Cam/Sam/Shep/Vala
Word Count: 6014
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: 10x03, 'The Pegasus Project'
Warnings: Smut.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me. Title credit goes (mostly) to obsessivemuch.
Summary: What happens in DC stays in DC.

( The Incredibly True Story of John Sheppard's Unwitting Seduction )

Title: The Cat Came Back the Very Next Day
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John
Word Count: 738
Rating: G
Spoilers: N/A
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: Rodney's feline friend causes John much grief.

( The Cat Came Back the Very Next Day )

Title: Deliver Us From Christmas Evil
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: ensemble
Word Count: 5134
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None. Season 2/season 3-ish.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Notes: Mucho thanks go out to Sarah, who was ever so helpful with the beta advice and the reassurances that the title was amusing.
Summary: In which reindeer are discussed, Elizabeth gets the Christmas spirit, Teyla gets propositioned, and John learns a lot more about frogs than he really wanted to.

( Deliver Us From Christmas Evil )

Title: Nightshade
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John/Teyla
Word Count: 1826
Rating: PG-13, for nudity and sexual situations
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: No one mentioned belongs to me.
Summary: John doesn't know if he's made a mistake or not.

( Nightshade )