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Dorothy Gale [Emerald City] ([info]toseethewizard) wrote in [info]madisonvalley,
@ 2017-04-16 15:22:00

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Entry tags:!network, !open, weiss schnee (combatskirt), ~10 points, ~2017 april, ~~dagny malikov (dagny), ~~dorothy gale (toseethewizard), ~~harry dresden (wizardinthebook), ~~j'onn j'onzz (coolaliendad)

I do not know what to do with these children.

I took them to the egg hunt, but now what?

[Harry Dresden]
The boy claims you are his father. His name is Malcolm and he is 12. He would live to visit with you.

[J'onn]
The girl claims you are her father. Her name is Emilie and she is 9. She would like to visit with you.


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[info]dagny
2017-04-16 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Fill them with candy and let them run wild?

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 04:18 pm UTC (link)
That seems to be what's happening, anyway.

I don't think I ever had that much energy when I was a kid.

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[info]dagny
2017-04-16 04:24 pm UTC (link)
They'll pass out from a sugar crash soon enough.

I think I did but that's probably because of all the junk food Kenzi let me have.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Good. Hopefully they'll sleep for the rest of the day.

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Dorothy
[info]wizardinthebook
2017-04-16 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Holy Hannah!

Of course. I didn't know. Where would I meet you?

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Harry
[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 04:31 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking of going to the park so they can run off this excess energy. Would you meet us there?

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Dorothy
[info]wizardinthebook
2017-04-16 09:28 pm UTC (link)
I'd be glad to do so, yes.

Anything I can bring?

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Harry
[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 09:55 pm UTC (link)
No, I can't think of anything we need.

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Dorothy
[info]wizardinthebook
2017-04-17 12:46 am UTC (link)
Then I will be there shortly.

Wow. Named after my father. That is... amazing.

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Harry
[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-18 07:57 pm UTC (link)
All right.

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Dorothy
[info]wizardinthebook
2017-04-18 07:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry you got this dropped in your lap.

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]coolaliendad
2017-04-16 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I... we? Ah.

I would be honored to meet her, And to help in any way i can.

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 04:32 pm UTC (link)
I know. It's more than a bit unexpected.

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]coolaliendad
2017-04-16 09:27 pm UTC (link)
It is. I do not think we have even ever touched hands.

I am sorry you ended up with this burden. I would not presume to think a stranger would come to think of me so in the future.

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 09:55 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so either. Apparently the dome or whatever doesn't care about that.

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]coolaliendad
2017-04-17 12:32 am UTC (link)
Apparently not.

Well... I'm on my way.

You're Dorothy, right? Relatively new here?

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-18 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Yes. I've been here about three months now.

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J'onn-Dorothy
[info]coolaliendad
2017-04-18 07:59 pm UTC (link)
I've only been here a little longer, about twice that. It constantly finds new ways to amaze me.

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[info]combatskirt
2017-04-16 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what to do either. But at least my son isn't too energetic for me.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 04:39 pm UTC (link)
These two didn't seem too energetic either, until they got their hands on candy.

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[info]combatskirt
2017-04-16 04:44 pm UTC (link)
I haven't given him candy yet and I don't think I want to. I already have a hard time dealing with my friend getting hyper on caffeine.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 04:46 pm UTC (link)
I really should have limited their intake. I...didn't. I've never done this before. I've never been around kids, really.

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[info]combatskirt
2017-04-16 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Me neither. I'm still a kid myself actually.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 05:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm only 20.

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[info]combatskirt
2017-04-16 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm 17. Way too young to be having a kid.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 05:44 pm UTC (link)
I have a 12 year old. He's only 8 years younger than me. It's very...surreal.

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[info]combatskirt
2017-04-16 05:53 pm UTC (link)
It really is. It doesn't help that he looks like me. He's like a mini male version of me, it's so weird.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I think the boy looks more like me than the girl does.

It's just weird.

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[info]betheshield
2017-04-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Feed them?

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 08:56 pm UTC (link)
They've already eaten their weight in sugar, I think.

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[info]betheshield
2017-04-16 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Maybe feed them something that isn't sugar?

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I might try that.

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[info]betheshield
2017-04-16 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Meat. Or milk.

Something with protein.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Protein. That's a really good idea. Thank you. I hadn't thought of that.

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[info]betheshield
2017-04-16 10:00 pm UTC (link)
No problem. Glad I could help.

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[info]ranthemaze
2017-04-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
How old are they? If they're little then I'm pretty sure changing diapers is in there somewhere.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 08:56 pm UTC (link)
He's 12, she's 9. Hopefully there's no diapers involved.

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[info]ranthemaze
2017-04-16 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yeah, right. Probably no diapers then. You'll probably have to just keep them from fighting.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 09:22 pm UTC (link)
They haven't really been arguing all that much. They're good kids, apparently. I'm not sure they get that from me.

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[info]ranthemaze
2017-04-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like you got lucky then.

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[info]toseethewizard
2017-04-16 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I guess so.

Did you get any kids?

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[info]ranthemaze
2017-04-16 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Nah, but I'm totally okay with that.

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