Mad Sweeney 🍀 | American Gods (wholovesthesun) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2021-08-27 21:22:00 |
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Entry tags: | !network, !open, mad sweeney (wholovesthesun), shadow moon (wasgiventhemoon), ~2021 august, ~~sabrina spellman (s_spellman) |
Anyone of you who's got rugrats, tell them to stop "ding dong ditch"ing my cabin. Running up and peeking through windows on a dare is bad enough.
Regardless of the rumors, I'm not a big angry hermit ogre who traps children in my basement and cooks them in a large pot... One, I don't have a basement. Two, children are too stringy for my taste and give me a case of heartburn something awful.