Wade Wilson 💣🌮 | Marvel Comics (lolfubarbrb) wrote in madisonvalley, @ 2020-02-02 10:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | !log, !open, wade wilson (lolfubarbrb), ~2020 february, ~~john young (isnotyourson), ~~nick fury (startedateam), ~~~jessica jones (eponymously) |
Who: Wade Wilson and OPEN (multiples welcome)
What: Wade just spent $241.56 on candy, an extension cord, car battery, and an inflatable pineapple pool floatie ($10 in quarters went into a claw machine)
When: Sunday afternoon
Where: Outside of Walmart
Rating: It's Wade, so language, talk of death, and TBD
Another beautiful day in the bustling metropolis of Madison Valley! Granted, it was his first day, but he remembered many other beautiful days of years past. The old neighborhood hadn't changed much, though some people had left and a bunch of newbs had taken their places. The voices were right, especially the Anthony Hopkins one: Madison Valley had sped off and left him in the dust.
Alas, what better way to deal with all of this than some honest to blog retail therapy. Taking over a fifth of his debit card, Wade had loaded himself down with all the essentials (double bagged, ah-thank-you). While on his way out of the illustrious Walmart, our hero had been stopped by the claw machine, forking over another $10 in futility... Damn you, elusive plush SpongeBob SquarePants. One day, somehow he would be Wade's, no doubt the white whale to Wade's Ahab.
Gathering his bags back up, Wade stepped through the automatic sliding doors. Fully content with his purchases (though he'd have to find a pool as he doubted the floatie would fit in his bathtub, Wade started across the pedestrian crossing, humming a little ABBA in Russian (it was such a romantic language) under his breath.