Pausing in the crossing, Wade turned to the voice, looking over at the woman holding a bottle of booze. It was a valid question, one that the checkout girl had asked but in less naughty words. The checkout girl also had given him an odd look or two when he had set the car battery down... Wasn't like he was planning on hugging the car battery in his bathtub or anything. That would be crazy.
"Well, Peepy Pauline, since you were looking so damn close at my big ole bags, I've also got hemorrhoid cream in there too, but you know that already."