Rosy (real_life_rosy) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2007-11-11 19:04:00 |
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Entry tags: | fic: pg, november 2007: meta month |
Meta fic
...this is what happens in my head. Seriously.
Severus stormed into the study, startling the two men lounging in a rather... compromising position on the sofa while the keys of the laptop clicked rapidly. "You are cheating on us!" Remus sidled in behind him, eyeing the two on the couch and the third slightly hidden by the comfortable looking leather computer chair.
"Oh good lord..."
"Severus," Remus said, laying his hands on his lover's shoulders. "I think you should calm down... you know she isn't cheating on us..."
"Then who are they?!?!" Severus demanded, stabbing a finger at the two men now pulling themselves up off the couch. The younger, spiky-headed one had the decency to flush. "And why are they getting smut while we have been languishing for the past few months!"
"I think the kitten's jealous," Godot purred, adjusting his visor. Severus turned a rather alarming shade of purple at that.
"Godot. Enough. Go and get your coffee. Phoenix? Keep him entertained for a moment."
"Easier said than done," Phoenix muttered, herding Godot out of the study and smiling sheepishly at Remus, who was trying to keep Snape from flinging some sort of unmentionable curse at the leering Godot. Severus tapped his foot impatiently, glaring while there were some papers being shuffled.
"I am not cheating on you, Sev."
"And yet the two of us haven't had sex in-" he promptly shut up, when the photograph was produced. "...ah... and that is?"
"You, if I'm allowed to have peace and quiet." Remus grinned at the wry smile. "Of course, since you did barge in on another pair's session when yours isn't scheduled for... what, half an hour?"
"My most sincere appologies," Severus said, flushing and bowing and frankly grovelling. Remus repressed a smirk. "We will, of course, leave you to your work. Ah... might I inquire as..."
"Ask me when, kitten, and the next time I write you, you get to wear bright, flaming pink."
"God, Rosy, you're cruel."