Normal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As Possible
I've just spent a brilliant couple of days at the Snupin meetup in convivial company with plenty of wine, food and smut Snupin fangurling.
aunty_marion has blogged most of the events - sterling work while the rest of us twattled about.
I seem to have committed three drabbles (or rather 'dribbles' as they're not 100 words - what do you expect for five-minute-fiction?) Can't think how that happened! Namely and to wit
1. to bronze_ribbons prompt: sex toys or potions made from parts of the Whomping Willow
"It keeps whipping about!"
"Well, Remus, can't you hold it still?"
"I'm trying."
"Yes, very."
"Ho ho. I meant that I'm trying to hold it still. You should never have cut it from the Whomping Willow in the first place."
"I didn't have a lot of choice. The instructions specify willow and I had to grab the first thing that came to hand."
"Yes. I notice that you do that a lot."
"You don't object, Wolf."
"Not when it's me you're grabbing, no."
"Later for that. Now, concentrate. Three times clockwise, then twice anti-clockwise, and don't let the stirring rod shake or we'll have to start making this lubricating potion all over again."
"Oh Severus, I love it when you're all forceful..."
2. To bonfoi's prompt: Severus falls asleep while reading a fairy tale to Teddy. As always, Remus is their hero!
I did attempt a sketch for this - then common sense prevailed. be grateful that what you've got is :
Teddy tugged at Snape's robes. "Uncle Severus? Uncle Severus, wake up! I don't think that's right at all. Daddy says that after the nice wolf rescued Little Red Riding Hood from the nasty Granny he licked her all over and wagged his tail and they both lived happily ever after."
Severus woke from his pleasant daydream with a start. He really should have expected that the Wolf's romantic streak would edit the traditional story. On the whole he quite liked Remus' version. Especially the licking part. He shook himself.
"Yes, Teddy. Daddy is quite right. I must have been confusing it with another fairy tale that ends with a man with a big chopper."
3. To tayefeth's prompt: 2: "I can't find the bloody thing!"
This one is just straight There was an exasperated growl from the other room. Remus sighed. "What do you mean, you can't find the bloody thing?"
"Thong."
"What?" Remus walked in to find Severus kneeling amid a pile of CD boxes.
"I thed I can't find the bloody 'thong', not 'thing'."
"Which thing - er - thong?"
"Onth More With Feeling. It wath here thomewhere."
Remus sighed. "It's a DVD, it'll be in one of the bigger boxes. And why are you lisping?"
Snape looked up, scowling. "Coth I've thill got your bloody cock ring thuck on my tongue!"
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I suspect that some of the other prompts may make an appearance sometime...