Air Unzbuzzler (alwaysasnapefan) wrote in lupin_snape, @ 2007-10-03 19:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | fic: pg13, resurrection fest |
The Kinky Gates of Heaven
PG-13 Snape and Tonks are lucky Lupin cheated. (Snape cheated too.)
350+ words, prompt: "Ankh."
The Kinky Gates of Heaven
"Shh! Keep it down!" said Remus as they snuck out of their death beds and up to the large gate.
Snape frowned and crossed his arms, but watched in fascination as Remus tried to unlock the gate with the large, gold ankh in his hand. "From Bill Weasley?"
Remus nodded.
"Wait . . . when -- and why -- did he give this to you?"
"Um . . . few months ago. Oh wow, I think I almost got it."
"Why?" a dangerous tone of voice.
Remus unlocked the gates with a large click. He looked at Snape. "Well, okay. It was . . . a gift. Because we were together -- just once!"
"You cheated on me?!"
"Shh! You know how wolf hormones get during the full moon.
"I cannot believe," he hissed, "that you cheated on me."
"Severus. What in the world do you think I was doing with you?"
Snape punched him in the jaw.
"Satisfied?" he moaned, holding the side of his face.
"I am waking up that nag. May you never have another moments' peace."
"You'll forgive me, though. You have to."
"Yes, I suppose I must...," he said cryptically. When Lupin cocked his head and gave him a searching glance, he said, "Well, after all. Where do you think that new rug came from? Malfoy Manor."
Remus hit him with the solid gold ankh. "Bastard!" he hissed, then pouting. "So is Lucius a better lay then me? Richer? Blonder? What?"
Snape nearly collapsed. "Be careful with that gift from your lupine lover, Remus." Then he finally answered. "Well, it was less of a premeditated thing than a dinner party gone . . . well, not wrong. Gone right." He smirked.
"I . . . okay, okay, I guess we must both forgive and forget. Hey, do you want to know what Bill likes to do with these?"
"What?" he asked, startled at the change in subject. He knew the look on Remus's face.
"Go get the nag," he laughed at the term, "and then come see me Friday and I'll show you."
"You're forgiven."
"You will be too . . . once you tell me some of Lucius's kinks."
"Mm. Well, dear Lupin, Lucius is actually very traditional."
He raised an eyebrow. Like he believed that.
"Narcissa is the kinky one."
Now that he believed.