InsaneJournal

Title: Post-Quidditch
Challenges: Venus snape100, facial hair lupin100
Word Count: 100
Note: this is in the spirit of the lupin_snape Retro Fest and ignores canon after DH. It's definitely post-war.

"Accio dye." Remus squinted at his reflection in the locker room mirror. The thick brown dye would look absurd, yes, but -

"Good God, man. You look like something out of Delta of Venus." Severus, still in his referee robes, dropped onto the nearest bench and began to remove his shin pads. "One would think you'd have learned better than to date a younger woman after Nymphadora."

"It's not for a date," muttered Remus. He would not discuss his ex with anyone, even Severus. "They're auditioning for The Importance of Being Earnest in Hogsmeade and I need to cover the gray."