InsaneJournal

Title: Paradise Enow
Challenges: "A jug of wine, a loaf of bread - and SNAPE?" snape100, Remus/Narcissa lupin100
Note: Double drabble set about a year after the War.


Severus:

I asked you to do one thing: keep an eye on Narcissa and the wolf. I gave you money, hair clippings from a Muggle barber, lacewing flies - and still you could do no more than watch them behave like adolescents! The Parkinson girl threw my son over because of this! What will become of the name of Malfoy?

I am severely displeased.

Lucius

Lucius -

You aren't the one who has to listen to their mewlings -

I will try again.

S. Snape

P.S. Enclosed find the "gift" a Muggle girl threw in my face last week. Who is "Brad Pitt"?

*****

"Darling? Did the Parkinsongs really - ?"

Narcissa lightly ran her hand over her lover's scarred chest. How could he be so wild and so gentle?

"He's seemed happier since Pansy broke the engagement. Astoria is a better match for him regardless."

Remus nodded, then leaned down for a kiss. He dipped his fingers in wine and raised them to her lips. "And us, Narcissa? 'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread - '"

"'Mmm - paradise enow - "

Neither noticed the thump as "John Barrowman" fell off the ladder outside their hotel room.