Lisa goes to the Laundromat [OPEN] Who: Lisa & OPEN What: Accidentally going inside a strip club Where: On the footpath outside the Laundromat When: Friday, around Lunch Rating: PG Open? Yes!
Lisa was totally innocent when she made the mistake of turning left and walking inside ‘Hollywood Girls’; which just so happened to be next door to her intended destination of the Laundromat. Lisa had never been in a strip club before, and the idea she had of them was all gathered from TV shows and movies. She was under the naive impression that the girls just simply walked/danced around on stage in tiny bikinis, having never thought or cared much about what else went on after the short shorts and tiny blouse was removed.
So there Lisa was standing, jaw dropped, in a strip club. Standing with her washing basket and bag of dirty clothes with a naked woman dancing on stage in front of her. Quickly turning around Lisa exited the way she came, closing her eyes as she walked to try and remove the image of the woman and pole from the inside of her eyelids.
It was due to Lisa’s complete lack of attention, caused by the boobie distraction, that she bumped into somebody just outside of the strip club. God! This day could not get any worse! Completely embarrassed at being caught outside a strip club, innocent or not, Lisa went into defensive mode, “Iamsorry!” she rushed, blinking a couple of times as the image was still burned in her brain, “I went in the wrong door and ended up in that foul place!” she pointed to the door.
It then crossed Lisa’s mind that she’d bumped into this person right outside the strip club so they may have well been heading inside. Oy fuck! “Umm, I mean fine establishment that creates well needed employment opportunities for struggling, attractive, women… and men?” God! This was why she was a writer; she sucked at real life people interaction.