Lemons of Life OOC

Hi, it's Meg2 with another character for you all. This here is Elena Romanova, bastard child of Roger Davies and a Russian immigrant by the name of Olga Romanova. Roger knocked up her mom at a shady party and then peaced out when he found out she was pregnant, so he's definitely not father of the year. He basically told Olga that her baby might end up being a witch and then disappeared. Elena's never met him (or maybe she could have if someone brought him in) and doesn't really care to.

So she's 27-years-old, a former Ravenclaw, and works as an Auror in the Investigation Department of the DMLE. She's also super tech savvy and will be the creator of tablet-like journal and wizarding internet HOPEFULLY SOON! Like Harry Potter, she grew up having really no idea about the wizarding world until she got her letter and went off to Hogwarts. She was very quiet and worked really hard to keep her grades up for the first few years, and then puberty really took over and she started to get attention from boys and stuff. She dated one guy until he graduated during her sixth year, then decided to just be a sleaze instead of settling down again so she could focus on her NEWTS. She graduated top of her class, acts a bit arrogant, has some addictive tendencies, and is a butthead, so, umm.. give me lines?

Okay, so Charlotte was boring me and I cannot deny a Heather in need, so I have traded out my photographer for the Primary School librarian.

Taryn is engaged to Matthew and they have an adorable cottage that she wants to fill with babies asap. She is a Hufflepuff of the class of 2019, she was also Prefect and Head Girl, and has always been a book nerd.

She loves Classic Pooh and evenings spent with tea. She's usually rather quiet and polite, but does have a bit of a temper that'll ignite if her buttons are pushed. She loves her job and her students and other nice things.

So yeah. Whee.

Lis here with #7 and my first trio era, Pansy Parksinon, now Pansy Finch-Fletchley. Yes, that would mean she married Justin Finch-Fletchley, muggleborn Hufflepuff DA member. If you have something to say about it, you can keep it to yourself as Pansy does not want to hear about it.

Prior to her marriage to Justin, she married and then divorced Magnus Rowle, which resulted in her eldest son. She has three others with Justin. Pansy loves her sons fiercely, almost desperately, and far too often can come across as domineering and possessive. Empty-nest syndrome hit her hard when her youngest, Grayson, went to Hogwarts, but she'd never admit to something so... ordinary. You may, however, notice that her gardens were (and are) looking especially splendid. She also throws herself into planning her annual Christmas and June garden parties. Or any other parties that may come her way.

She would love her friends about. Or her sons. Husband. Or enemies. Enemies are good too. :D

Hi. I'm Mickey and I'll be playing your friendly neighborhood Albus.

He's quirky, he's fun and now he's number one. A-A-A-Albus. Your captain Albus.

No. But, really. He's a sweet guy who goes out of his way to make everyone else happy and worries very little about himself until he bottles up and cries in the shower.



So, come play with me. Rub his belly. Be his best frand.

Yo, homies. This is Meg #2 with my fourth character, Olivia Goyle. That's right, Goyle is her daddy. She's 22 years old, former Slytherin, and she's kind of a twat. I'm just going to copy and paste her personality below since it basically sums her up.

Olivia has an unapologetic and selfish personality. She has no problem manipulating people to get what she wants, and she'll punch you in the face if you piss her off. She takes pride in her appearance, knowing she's attractive and just using it as another way to get boys to fawn over her. The moment anyone shows any real interest in her though, she'll run the other way. She doesn't understand real love or affection, she thinks of it as a moment of weakness or someone trying to manipulate her back. Her parents were good to her for the most part, but weren't around when she needed them to be, so she got spoiled with guilt gifts as their way of trying to make things up to her. She also thinks sex is meaningless. She finds no pleasure in partaking in it and only offers it to men to get something she wants in return. She indulges in partying and loves to dance, but stays away from drugs and alcohol because she doesn't want to be taken advantage of. Um.. she's not HORRIBLY CRAZY. She's blunt because she doesn't really feel the need to sugar coat things for people, but she's an ok friend.

She needs friends, people who gave her gifts for sexy time, someone she was in an arranged marriage with for a hot second, etc.

Haay guys! It's Sarah with my last forever Athena Shacklebolt! Athena is 19, a Ravenclaw '24 grad, current mediwitch trainee at Mungo's. She's Thor's little sister, who was adopted at the same time as him by Hestia and Kingsley. Her backstory is pretty sad, but the main idea is that she was born in El Salvador to magical parents, her father was killed, mother died of a broken heart, older brothers killed, and she and her sister were adopted by different families (she remembers nothing about her birth/early life, not even that she has a sister). Her adoptive parents were fundies and when they found out she was magic they tried to perform an exorcism on her (left her with a small scar above her eyebrow), she was left at an orphanage. There she clung to Thor and the rest is history!

ANYWAY BUT IT TURNS OUT OKAY GUYS! She loves her big rainbow family, loves her daddy something fierce, and her brother Thor is still closest to her. Personality wise, she's very open and honest and she's a really good listener and sincere, though she tends to be more cerebral and not as good at relating on an emotional level. She genuinely cares about people and is fantastically loyal to family and friends. She hates/doesn't believe in secrets or lying, so...yeah, if you tell her something privately it will become other people's business so just know that up front. She's also a bit clingy because of her past, and prone to hoarding but she's working on both of those. As an FYI, she's an out lesbian, had one long term relationship that ended when the girl got freaked by the paps, but has dated casually since then.

I'd love any and all lines for her! Hit me up!!

Hey guys, Lis here both back from vacation and with character number six. I promise to catch up on tags/intros in the next day or so. Especially as I'll be house sitting and all the more time for me to be parked in front of the computer. Ahem. I digress.

This here is Dominique 'Dee' Weasley, middle child to Bill and Fleur, second eldest of the Weasley-Potter cousins (you bet she teases Vic about being the eldest)... though she's sure Teddy falls in there at somewhere along the way. So maybe she's third eldest. Either way, she's a cursebreaker for Gringotts (following in Daddy's footsteps) and is often travelling about. When she's not, she's living with her sister and eating her sister's food.

Dee is very much a 'live aggressively' type of person. She doesn't necessarily swing from one extreme to the other, but when she commits to something, she commits fully. Crushes last for months to years rather than weeks. She works just as hard as she plays and she's the sort of person that will make sure you have a drink in your hand at the bar, pub, or party and hustles poor sods out of their money playing pool. She spent a fair amount of time sneaking out of the house when she was a teenager and she really only got in trouble for being out past curfew at Hogwarts. Speaking of Hogwarts, Dee came out as transgender after her fifth year. Previously she was known as Dominic (or Dom) to friends/family/acquaintances. Now it's Dee with female pronouns.

She'd love her father (and brother) around. Her BBFL from Hogwarts (a Gryffindor male in her year). Coworkers. I'd also love to see people who are not okay with Dee's MTF status. Or you know, all sorts of things.

Bon...something or other. I actually failed French in Junior High, so... this should be fun.

It is I, your humble Squeaky, with a seventh. Who let me out of the cage, I mean really. Why bother hiding it anymore? I've got one character slot left, and I'll probably fill it with something ridiculous.

ANYWAY. Have a Fleur. She is basically wonderful in every way. She is Head of the Department of Transportation and has been for a few years now, and she takes it pretty damn seriously. Not quite as seriously as she takes her family, but it's a very, very close second.

Not sure what else to say that isn't common knowledge. Um, she's a huge wine snob, grew up on a winery, so there's that. Um. She's afraid of deep water after the Second Task, and she's pretty insecure overall about her ability to succeed because she came in last place in the Tournament, but she covers it up pretty well, she thinks.

Anywho, THROW YOUR PLOTSES AT ME.

Hey all, I just wanted to intro these dudes before I forgot. I was hoping to wait until I got back from vacation (what was that hiatus again?) and have my sixth done but that's going to be awhile. Anyway two more familiar faces for you.

Drew Flint (flintlocking is the eldest Flint child and a teacher in the Hogsmeade primary school (the equivalent of first grade in the states). He lives with his best friend and his girlfriend. He and his father don't always get along, but it's a lot better than it has been. Drew loves his siblings. Loves his friends. Loves his kids. He's also really glad it's summer time.

Klaus Krum (bastardkrum) is one of Viktor Krum's children. He works for the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office in the DMLE and deals with all sorts of wrongly charmed items. He's seeing Morgana Hall after a long breakup/separation. He has a thing for cats and now has five. Don't call him a crazy cat man.

Hi lovies!

This is Erin, and I'm bringing you three more. No fancy HTML intros this time, just the quick and dirty facts.

Okay. Maybe not that dirty...but whatever.

In order of oldest to youngest:

Carter Flint (fuzzybunny): Age 25, Hufflepuff 2012-2019, house Chaser 2013-2019 (captain 2019), Owner of The Fuzzy Bunny Pub in Muggle Dublin. He's a sweet guy who is ready to hit anyone for hurting the people he loves. He was going to go pro, but an accident in the last match of his 7th year took him out of that running completely. So now he owns a pub and helps people get drunk. He's often seen behind the bar, making drinks and chatting with his customers. There's a speakeasy-type room in the back for private Magical parties, but, for the most part, he expects his clientele to mix and mingle without trouble (it doesn't hurt that he has a ward on his main room that keeps any magic from being performed).

Isabelle Creevey (heartslight): Age 21, Ravenclaw 2015-2022, WADA class of 2025, recently married Jamie Potter secretly. Though she be small, she is feisty. Isa is loud and marches to the beat of her own drum. She works for a Muggle pub and has been going on auditions, trying to break into the professional theatre world. She's smart, but she was a Ravenclaw for her creativity rather than her book smarts. She loves loud colours, though that's often seen in her hair. She's technically a halfblood, but she might as well have been a Muggleborn, because she is firmly stuck in that world (though she and Jamie live in Knockturn Alley, and Isa loves her magic! She also loves her mobile, and you can't take that away from her).

Tallulah Troy (this journal): Age 19, Hufflepuff 2017-2024. She's the daughter of Mullet and Troy of the 1994 Irish team. She lost her mother when she was three, and she grew up overcompensating for that loss by taking care of everyone around her. She doesn't fuss, but she does make sure you're well-fed and healthy and happy. She's a very warm, open, and caring person. She has her moments of quiet. It seems, sometimes, that she's spacing out, but she's paying more attention that you realize. And her sense of humor? It's morbid and dark, but never cruel. She works for Tickle & Tease Toys, a magical sex shop between Diagon and Knockturn Alley.

You can read more about them in their bios. They need: Friends, exes, potentials, ALL THE THINGS!

Hi everyone!
Sasha here, introducing Jamie Potter! He is still (mostly) the sweet, sort of doofy young man we all know and love. He doesn't play Quidditch anymore, but he is slowly accepting his fate at the Ministry and is getting really good at filing. He may still walk with a cane but that doesn't stop him from taking his dog out everyday, so if you ever run into him at the park stop and say hi! He loves chatting. He's friendly with pretty much everyone, unless you've given him a real good reason not to be, and always has time for a random conversation!

A lot has been going on for Jamie lately, most importantly MARRYING ISABELLE CREEVEY ZOMG! it hasn't been officially announced yet, but it will be soon, and all their friends, family, and etc will be invited to a giant party to celebrate with them!

Secondly, he is sort of kind of taking over the Order behind his fathers back. Not everyone in thhe Order has to follow him, of course, but anyone who wants to is welcome to join his revenge crusade and make really poor life choices with him!

Can't wait to play with you all again!!!

HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMON-Y FOLKS. This is Selphie, of course. I have two people to intro. One is tardy, because I've been lazy/tired/busy. My apologies <3.

ANYWAYS......

This guy puffme is Wesley Shields. Muggleborn. Former Hufflepuff, class of 2021. He is a manslut, prankster, who just doesn't take life very seriously. He is super friendly, especially if you're a girl ;). Wesley was pretty well-known at Hogwarts for not only sleeping around, but for constantly being in the Gryffindor common rooms and occasionally crashing in there. Gryffindor was sort of his second home and Wes always wished he had been sorted there rather than Hufflepuff. Characters may also remember him from the great Panty-Flag of 2020 where he and a friend *cough Louis cough* got into the laundry rooms, stole a crapload of girls underwear and made a giant flag out of them in the Great Hall. It didn't last long before McGoogles took it down and made Wes return all of the underpants. He set up a booth in hopes to find out who owned which panties, but it sort of backfired and he got his arse whooped. Feel free to have been a victim of said Panty Flag or have slapped him, or be still holding a grudge. Or to have slept with him or had a failed relationship with him! <3. He is still really proud of the flag...

Second bloke is Caspian MacMillan crescentwishes. He is the youngest of four and his parents are divorced. Cas is a recent Ravenclaw graduate and is a very sweet, fun fellow. He isn't as rowdy as Wesley here, but he isn't shy by any means. He is the stereotypical Nice Guy that girls (and boys) probably like to talk to. At school, Cas loved History of Magic and often read up on Muggle history as well. Occasionally, Cas gets into funks where he just needs some alone time. He really likes silence and relaxing in nature, while reading or just thinking. He suffers from anxiety attacks sometimes, but he conceals it pretty well and doesn't like anyone to think he needs help! He's the helper, dangit! Recently, Cas was recruited to be an Unspeakable, as his vast knowledge of history and general brilliance was a shoe-in for their Time Room. One of his Professor's recommended him. Cas also has a Shih-Tzu dog named Tatianna that he talks about a lot. The dog is pretty much is BFF.

Hello all! Heather here again with 4 and 5 AND NO MORE unless I am shamelessly flattered into it.

This gal is Sorrell Longbottom. She turns 17 on the 23rd August and is about to go into Hufflepuff 7th year. Most of you know her, but for those who don't, she's a sweet and mama bear type when it comes to he friends, and went the "shy and nervous" route as the result of having three older brothers. She idolises them, as well as her parents. She wants to be a mediwitch and then a midwife upon leaving Hogwarts but doesn't think she's clever enough. She has a crush on another 7th year (PB Luke Mitchell but the whole Liam line from Judicium is being retconned) and is starting to feel very lonely now that everyone is pairing off.

Secondly there is Ruari Ryan, aka vindiovir. He is 28, ex Gryffindor Keeper and Captain, and currently Keeper-Captain of the Wasps (holla at ya, Thor and Laurie!). Like his dad (Ireland 94 Keeper Barry Ryan) he also plays for his country and has a great set of stats and a record for being an exciting and adventurous player to watch. Don't compare him too much to his dad though, or he'll be mad. For those familiar with my Barry he's fairly similar, but I've tweaked certain lines. This time, it's Ruari's mum who left when the family (he has siblings who I'm putting up for wanted) were still young due to a trauma in her own family during the war. Thus, Ruari has had little contact with her since. It's a very sore subject. Ruari lives with his girlfriend (unnamed), who he's been with since he was in his sixth year at Hogwarts. They have an 18 month old daughter, Ailbe (a definite oops baby) who is the apple of his eye and is familiar to the whole team and several regular attendees as she comes to games ALL THE TIME and looks just like her old man.

PLOT WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey everyone! It's panda Jen and I'm bringing you a brand new kiddo to come and play with. This is Gabriella James. She's a muggleborn former Ravenclaw and current artist and illustrator for the daily prophet. At 20, she's managed to carve a nice little nitch for herself, selling her paintings and doing hired work. She's an absolute sweetheart who would give you the shirt off of her back if it would help someone else.

So I need friends for her! give me connections people. You know the drill. Hit me up here or on my email at loki0panda@gmail.com

Okay, Frands. This is Squeaky again with three characters this time, and I promise there will be no more ever. (Unless someone enables me. No, don't enable me, nooo).

Right, so George Weasley (his_evil_twin) is the same as his previous incarnation. Um, if you weren't at That Other Game, then he's, you know, just running the Hogsmeade branch of the shop, the end.

Second is Isobel Flint (This one) who is Diana from That Other Game just a few years older, a Flint, and seriously considering coming out of the deep, deep closet she's been living in. She's a writer and now works at a pub somewhere (unspecified until something comes up, I guess) to pay the bills while she works on her debut novel.

Finally is Eileen Wood (oh_come_on) who is 19 and a reserve Beater for the Harpies as well as a for-hire drummer for all your crazy music needs. She even has her own van. She's really sort of obnoxious, she's got this whole middle child thing going, and both her parents are famous Quidditch stars, so she can be a handful. But she makes a good friend, I promise.

Also, I've been terrible about reading other people's intros. Actually, I haven't done it at all, so I've also got Angus (touched_the_sky) and Padma (afloatinglotus) if anyone wants to plot with them that I've ignored (which is pretty much everyone, sorry).

LOVE ALL YOUR FACEHOLES.

Hi guys! Heather here and I finally got some kiddos done. Woo! (I'm not bringing Mark, Osgar, Astoria or Joseph for various reasons, but feel free to persuade me to other chars.) I'm starting with these three and working on Sorrell soon, but I have a busy few days so others may have to wait. ***

You might know these kiddos in one form of another, but please feel free to ask if you're unsure!

LENNOX is more like Lennox v1.0, the shy, wallflower Hufflepuff rather than bold and daring Gryffindor type. He was Seeker and Quidditch Captain. He WILL need to be dragged out of his shell, especially as he's a pro Seeker for the Magpies! He is 25 and Class of 2018.

CYNTHIA is the same as Judicium, except she and Nicholas are now expecting #4 (not public knowledge) and he was never Minister (he is head of the Department of Mysteries instead). She's Slytherin 2016 and was a Prefect and Head Girl.

IONA is also the same as Judicium. She has a sister in 7th year, was Ravenclaw 2014 and was also Prefect/Head Girl.

PLOT WITH ME PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY LOVELY.

Hi. It's Squeaky. This is Padma. As of September, she's going to be the new Potions professor. Up until recently, though, she's been head of the Potions Lab at St. Mungo's.

Um. She has an 11-year-old who is going into Hogwarts, and people better be nice to her, etc.


Uuuuuuuuh. Other things. Plot things. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

:)

Hi guys. It's Sarah. You know me. I know and love all of you.

So right now I have three, but I'm working on more because self control is what? Two were already known to all ya'll, so I'll just give basic break down:

Laurie Gultch:

27. Former Hufflepuff. Single. Terrible with Ladies. Beater for Wimbourne Wasps. Muggleborn. Lover of books (secretly) and hater of gnomes (more secretly).

Angelina Weasley:

47. Former Gryffindor. PR Manager for Puddlemere United. Badass Mama. Married to George Weasley. Full of sassofrass.

Okay, and now here's my first new one for here:

Parvati Patil:

45. Owner of Parvati's Portends (Divinations shop that specializes in reading love futures. Mother of 2, divorcee. She's had 3 husbands, only one of any length. Parvati is still really into clothes and gossip and shallow things, yes, and she wants to be treated like a princess, but she's definitely a protective mama and she does care about things (she just hides it well). She's had lovers of both sexes over the years, so if anyone wants to be an ex, that's cool. Or a current fling too (even a much younger one). I'd love anything for her!

SOOOO, hit me up!!