Konpaku Academy

I hate when people botch my pranks. I'm a fucking work of art, and some snot-nosed brat ruined the effect by dumping orange soda on me.

Class is going to suck for someone tomorrow.

I think I hear crickets here. And I think I'll be remedying them as the only sound to be heard soon~

You know, even for those zombies running loose last week, this school sure has a stick up its ass. The teachers are lame, the curriculum is boring, and there's nothing to do after class.

Entertain me. I may just pull a few tricks out of my ass to return the favor.

There's no electricity but my laptop and internet still work? Heh. Smooth move.

Glad I'm holed up on the roof, though. Those Zombies look vicious. Anyone bitten yet?