Konpaku Academy

This is ridiculous.

I hate when people botch my pranks. I'm a fucking work of art, and some snot-nosed brat ruined the effect by dumping orange soda on me.

Class is going to suck for someone tomorrow.

Sigh.

Where's a good challenge when I need one? I guess most people are scared because they know they're just going to lose to me in terms of speed.

What a shame.