Jeff 'Joker' Moreau. (jokingtime) wrote in knowhereic, @ 2017-09-15 22:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | marvel 616: canon: elsa bloodstone, mass effect: canon: jeff moreau, mass effect: canon: sara ryder |
I forgot about all the space trash that orbited Earth in the 21st century. Like, how do you even navigate with all that shit around? Oh right, you don't.
How well would a strongly worded letter directed to Al garbage collectors go over? Hey, everybody needs space janitors. Who else cleans up after Shepard's done kicking ass?
"Hi.
Here's your shot to clean up the orbit around Earth. You'll thank me for it when you become a space-faring species and meet all kinds of weird aliens that will become strangely common place once your first contact war is over and done with. The latter probably can't be avoided, but I wish you all the best and good luck.
xoxo,
Joker."
What terminal do I send this to?