Elsa ☠☠☠☠ing Bloodstone (elliebloodstone) wrote in knowhereic, @ 2017-08-30 19:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | harry potter: canon: sirius black, marvel 616: canon: elsa bloodstone, starcraft: canon: sarah kerrigan, whoniverse: canon: rose tyler |
I'm a simple girl. Yes, I might still be finding huge entire estates my father apparently bought and forgot about, but half of them were built on the entrances to hell dimensions which I imagine was his sole interest in them. There is truly nothing my father loved more than hell dimensions and I mean that literally. So it's not an exaggeration to say I have been to my fair share of fucked up little cesspits full of horrid creatures that may have crawled directly there straight out of someone's nightmares. But at least none of them had the audacity to attack me with fucking dust bunnies.
Men in combat pterodactyl suits, yes. Drop bears. Even broccoli homunculi. But not dust bunnies.
Fuck I missed alcohol.