♥ The Queen of Hearts ♥ (decapitator) wrote in keytowonderland, @ 2013-01-12 15:13:00 |
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Entry tags: | /queen, victoria rose hart, william hart |
[The Queen's handwriting is flowing, but imprecise. She knows she has her messengers, but this- abomination needs to be brought to the public attention immediately. She grabs her jeweled pen, and a red ink pot and begins to scrawl into the nearest sheet of parchment.]
I really hope you're all as thrilled as I am to be celebrating the 200th anniversary of my second ascent to the throne, but before the festivities can begin, I'd like to draw your attention to the newest charming residents of my Rose Garden.
You see, this morning, I was enjoying the view, as your Queen is wont to do, until I spied the most darling little duckies making themselves perfectly at home in my pond. Which is quite funny, because they're not allowed there. Not even the most trusted of my guards are allowed into my Rose Garden, and if I find the individuals responsible for this vandalism, and for my upset, I will have their heads. No one is to set a foot, nor hoof, nor slimy little tendril in that Garden.
Oh. And, your Queen does expect those darling duckies dead, and on a platter, and served for dinner tonight. I do enjoy a good roasted duck, don't you, William? Of course you do. And if I don't get what I want, I can promise someone will be standing in for those duckies at my table. So get to it.
Remember. No touching the roses!