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agentofasgard (agentofasgard) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-09-30 00:15:00

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loki laufeyson, stephanie brown / batgirl, teddy altman / hulkling, tommy shepherd / speed

Okay. I'm not sure trading fairy tales for dinosaurs is an upgrade, but as long as I'm not here alone, I won't complain.

Which is to say, has anyone seen a lovely blonde with an equally lovely baby? Answers to the name of Stephanie, or Steph. I'd really like to know I'm not sans wife.

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	spoiledbat 2016-09-30 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	You know, she'll be three in a few months. I'm not sure baby is the right word any more. But she's with me and she's going back and forth between being very grumpy about daddy not being here and squealing about dinosaurs. Before you say anything, we are not getting her a dinosaur. Also - is this Tommy's fault? I feel like with all the dinoporn, it's his fault. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-09-30 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	I like baby more than toddler. Rather she stay young as long as possible. She's going to be grown before I blink. Not even a small one? I'm sure an Albertadromeus wouldn't take up much room. I say we go with that until we know better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2016-10-01 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	You are adorable, you know that? Joy is going to grow up at a perfectly normal human rate. Not sure I can say the same for her brother or sister. No dinosaurs. Our lives are hectic enough. It seems like a safe assumption. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-01 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	She's going to stay tiny as long as I can pretend. Because I love denial. It's a very nice island. Brother or sister? Okay. No dinosaur. It's mathematically the most likely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2016-10-01 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	You are such a dad. It's hilarious. Surprise? I was going to tell you before, and then we got transported to Dinotopia before I could. And nothing resembling a dinosaur. I know how you love finding loopholes. Exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	hey. you're having like a sort of demigod baby. what if it needs worshippers. or has horns. or what if it lives for ten billion years and is an infant for like a thousand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-02 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	They never age like we do by virtue of the human half. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	you said nothing about horns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-02 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	It's not something you can entirely rule out. It just depends on which end of the spectrum they end up closer to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	your kid is going to be the coolest kid. horned babybat brat. brb making a list of names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-02 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure your suggestions will be well thought out and not at all inappropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	i'll alphabetize them by awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	agentofasgard 2016-10-02 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Wow. And you're all right? I know half God baby was an idea that was kind of terrifying to you before. Or at least. Seemed to be. I mean, I'm delighted. And I promise you probably have nothing to worry about. 90% of my kids have been perfectly normal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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