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agentofasgard ([info]agentofasgard) wrote in [info]jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-09-30 00:15:00

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Entry tags:loki laufeyson, stephanie brown / batgirl, teddy altman / hulkling, tommy shepherd / speed

Okay. I'm not sure trading fairy tales for dinosaurs is an upgrade, but as long as I'm not here alone, I won't complain.

Which is to say, has anyone seen a lovely blonde with an equally lovely baby? Answers to the name of Stephanie, or Steph. I'd really like to know I'm not sans wife.


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[info]speedier
2016-09-30 12:56 pm UTC (link)
i've done a couple of circuits out in the dino parts of dino land and pretty sure they're not out there being eaten. so if they're here, they're probably in the city parts, or she's stealthing it out.

who've you seen?

also just checking but not your fault right?

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-09-30 01:27 pm UTC (link)
Not my fault. Dimension hopping takes too much effort to just do on a whim.

And nobody I recognize offhand yet.

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[info]speedier
2016-09-30 01:46 pm UTC (link)
just checking. i've got a dimension hopping migraine. or i need food. wait, it's probably that. i'm gonna eat a stegosaurus.

there's a couple of people. think i saw francis hanging out on the network.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-09-30 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Tommy. I'm sure there's actual food in the city. That doesn't require killing, cleaning, and cooking.

Oh. I thought you meant in person. I hadn't checked this thing any further.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-01 10:45 am UTC (link)
no, if we're gonna live in the middle of dinosaurs, we better get to live like the freaking flintstones and have dinoburgers and shit. otherwise it's all meaningless and i can't cope. someone get me a car with room for feet through the bottom or i'm feeding myself to something toothy.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:17 pm UTC (link)
I think I might be able to do something about the car. But you're on own as far as dinoburgers.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-01 03:27 pm UTC (link)
yeah? you're my favorite former sort of former villain who was youngified.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Considering your choices in a category like that, I would hope so.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-01 03:35 pm UTC (link)
specialized category, but take the award when you get it.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Happily accepted.

I'll see about putting something together tonight.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-01 03:47 pm UTC (link)
i was mostly kidding so don't lose sleep but i was also partly not so go ahead too.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-09-30 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Be honest. Did you do this?

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[info]speedier
2016-10-01 10:43 am UTC (link)
wrong twin. i'm the good looking one with the light hair who runs fast. the one with the dark hair who does world changing stuff is billy.

so i'm pretty sure no. plus the dinos are way more interested in eating people and less interested in eating out chicks than when i wrote them.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-10-01 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but you're the twin with the dinosaur fetish.

Have you asked the dinosaurs about that? Maybe you're wrong.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-01 02:38 pm UTC (link)
i really just have a money fetish and wanted to make money on an uncornered niche market. and then it was funny. i am not actually turned on by the dinosaur thing. i've read a lot of dinosaur porn but it was all for research. i did find some cavegirl porn that was weirdly hot on accident once though.

i found it on accident, it was hot on purpose. probably.

they're not that chatty they mostly want to bite your face off. but maybe it's because i'm not a hot girl. did they try to pick you up? you're hot.

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[info]skreeprince
2016-09-30 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Uh. Married? With a baby? Really? Wow. Congratulations?

And hey.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-09-30 01:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm guessing you don't remember? I mean. You weren't really there for long so it makes sense.

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[info]skreeprince
2016-09-30 01:48 pm UTC (link)
I don't remember what? You being married with a baby? No. Definitely no. Unless you're not the Loki I know, which is a possibility. You're pretty complicated as an individual.

I wasn't where?

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-09-30 03:52 pm UTC (link)
No. I'm the Loki you know. Maybe a few years older. But still that Loki. Cross my heart.

Storybrooke?

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[info]skreeprince
2016-10-01 10:25 am UTC (link)
Okay, got it. Time and dimensions are weird dude.

No idea.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Yup. They're just going to get worse.

So you're just from back home. What's the last thing you remember?

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[info]skreeprince
2016-10-01 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Okay don't say that. I've been here months and aside from the time the dinosaurs rampaged through the town, and the time no one could lie, its been pretty quiet.

After everything with the Mother, more or less. Billy remembers things from later on, so he filled me in a little.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)
No power swaps or deaging or alternative reality swaps? It's got a long way to go to match the last place I was.

We're not too far off, then. I'm just a bit after all that.

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[info]skreeprince
2016-10-01 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Okay turn in a circle three times and spit or find a rabbit's foot or something. None of it will work, but just in case, because I don't want anyone else's powers, our realities have swapped enough, and I really don't want to be 13 again.

But you were somewhere else than home before this, right? Where you got married.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I tossed some salt. Not that I imagine it's going to do anything. If this place wants to kick into high gear, I'm sure it will.

For nearly four years. Yeah.

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[info]skreeprince
2016-10-01 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Good effort, anyway.

Huh. That's actually a really long time by the standards of our kinds of lives to be in one place. I thought edging close to a year was a lot.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-09-30 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Hi. I'm the wife.

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[info]skreeprince
2016-10-01 10:42 am UTC (link)
Hey! I'm Teddy.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-10-01 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Nice to meet you, Teddy. Well, meet you again. I've met you and Billy before.

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[info]skreeprince
2016-10-01 02:40 pm UTC (link)
oh right. alternate universes or something. that is never not headachey. but billy's here too. we've been here a while. he's not looking at my phone so i'll volunteer him to babysit for you.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-09-30 03:46 pm UTC (link)
You know, she'll be three in a few months. I'm not sure baby is the right word any more.

But she's with me and she's going back and forth between being very grumpy about daddy not being here and squealing about dinosaurs.

Before you say anything, we are not getting her a dinosaur.

Also - is this Tommy's fault? I feel like with all the dinoporn, it's his fault.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-09-30 03:55 pm UTC (link)
I like baby more than toddler. Rather she stay young as long as possible. She's going to be grown before I blink.

Not even a small one? I'm sure an Albertadromeus wouldn't take up much room.

I say we go with that until we know better.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-10-01 02:30 pm UTC (link)
You are adorable, you know that? Joy is going to grow up at a perfectly normal human rate. Not sure I can say the same for her brother or sister.

No dinosaurs. Our lives are hectic enough.

It seems like a safe assumption.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-01 03:25 pm UTC (link)
She's going to stay tiny as long as I can pretend. Because I love denial. It's a very nice island.

Brother or sister?

Okay. No dinosaur.

It's mathematically the most likely.

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[info]spoiledbat
2016-10-01 04:15 pm UTC (link)
You are such a dad. It's hilarious.

Surprise? I was going to tell you before, and then we got transported to Dinotopia before I could.

And nothing resembling a dinosaur. I know how you love finding loopholes.

Exactly.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-02 03:21 pm UTC (link)
hey. you're having like a sort of demigod baby. what if it needs worshippers. or has horns. or what if it lives for ten billion years and is an infant for like a thousand.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-02 03:31 pm UTC (link)
They never age like we do by virtue of the human half.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-02 03:46 pm UTC (link)
you said nothing about horns.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-02 03:50 pm UTC (link)
It's not something you can entirely rule out. It just depends on which end of the spectrum they end up closer to.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-02 03:51 pm UTC (link)
your kid is going to be the coolest kid. horned babybat brat. brb making a list of names.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-02 04:31 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure your suggestions will be well thought out and not at all inappropriate.

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[info]speedier
2016-10-02 04:43 pm UTC (link)
i'll alphabetize them by awesome.

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[info]agentofasgard
2016-10-02 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Oh. Wow. And you're all right? I know half God baby was an idea that was kind of terrifying to you before. Or at least. Seemed to be.

I mean, I'm delighted. And I promise you probably have nothing to worry about. 90% of my kids have been perfectly normal.

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