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Tweak says, "Me siento sola."

Teddy Altman (skreeprince) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-11-13 09:43:00

Entry tags:

billy kaplan / demiurge, bucky barnes / winter soldier (616), pinkie pie, teddy altman / hulkling

Okay so ... that's over? Good.

I don't like to lie but having to say everything kind of sucks.

I mostly just stayed in with Billy and he knows everything anyway and there was no one to make faces when we got sappy or morose ... it was mostly the sap though? No one would be that surprised probably.

We should do a game or something. 2 truths and a lie? Stupid truths only, since we all said all the heavy stuff we wish we hadn't.

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	skreeprince 2015-11-13 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	It could be argued that we're usually sappy. But I'm not complaining either. The first one is the lie, isn't it? I knew it. You've been stringing me along all this time. [Billy \| Teddy] I am talking to a magic pony. PONY. BILLY. SINGING SPARKLE PONY. Oh god what if she sings? Now I'm going to be so bummed if there isn't a cupcake song. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)

We're totally sappy. But we're awesome at it.

Nope. Sorry. You're wrong. I'm stupid gross in love with you. Deal with it.

billy | teddy.

I noticed.

She seems really nice. And she could probably use some friends.

I'm sure there will be a cupcake song. But we can make some cupcakes if you want, to give her a good reason.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 07:43 pm UTC (link)

Disgusting all friends and teammates before it was cool. Because it's cool now.

Guess I'll put up with it. Your face is also not stupid you know. It's my favorite not stupid face.

[Billy | Teddy]
Dinoland may qualify as our nuttiest world. Humanified ponies make a big leap of weird.

She's a pony. Her friendship is magic, Billy.

She said something about having made some, but you know how I eat so that will never actually stop me from making more. And song. I need a song.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 07:52 pm UTC (link)

It's very, very cool.

Your face is definitely my favorite not stupid face. All your faces.

billy | teddy.

Teddy, you're a shapeshifting alien space prince and I'm a magical demigod in training with a reincarnated soul twin. I'm pretty sure we're weirder than this world.

I actually laughed out loud.

Yeah. Definitely time for cupcakes. We can bake them together. And then make a second batch after we burn the first batch because we start making out and get distracted.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 08:00 pm UTC (link)

That sort of needs qualifying. Sometimes my face can be someone else's face so it should probably be less of a favorite then.

[Billy | Teddy]
No. Pony. Pony wins. When your reincarnated soul twin is a magic singing ostrich in our world, then our world can win.

Do you think we'll get other human versions of kids things?

What if Donald Duck is a human, Billy? Will we understand him?

What if the teletubbies are people?

If I TURN INTO a pony will this world automatically turn me back? I have so many questions. I need to put them into song.

Lets just make out first and then do cupcakes and then we can make out twice.

I'm gonna sing about making out.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 08:17 pm UTC (link)

No. Because it's still you behind the face.

billy | teddy.

Can we turn Tommy into a magic singing ostrich?

That would be pretty awesome.

I think he'd still have the voice.

Oh my god.

I think you should try.

I really like this plan a lot. All the makeouts.

I think if we start singing together, we might actually be Disney princes.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 08:34 pm UTC (link)

Okay. Sliding scale. My face is your favorite but it's your more favoritest when it's not also Wolverine's face.

[Billy | Teddy]
He'd have to show up first. But after that, if that's what's in your heart? But think of the complaining.

Duck people with the voice would be so weird.

You just want me to be a sparklepony so you can ride me into battle against dinosaurs. Which you should do.

I make great plans.

Well. I'm technically a prince. And you have a thing for capes?

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 09:16 pm UTC (link)

Your face-face is my favorite you face.

billy | teddy.

Maybe just a quiet ostrich then.

So weird. Oh god. Picture Mickey Mouse as a guy. With the voice. Creepy.

Well, I do like riding you. But you'd also make an awesome sparkly battle steed.

You make the best plans.

Oh god. Teddy. We're an actual prince and his devoted wizard boyfriend. We're like a real life version of that Arthur/Merlin slash fic I wrote but with more space.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 09:35 pm UTC (link)

Good. It's not a terrible face. Not as good as yours, but not bad.

[Billy | Teddy]
I don't think he's ever a quiet anything.

How is that so much more creepy than a person-Donald? But it is. SO CREEPY. If we get Mickey and Donald we better get a Goofy and then we can try to get them to play live action Kingdom Hearts.

Wait. Nevermind. We might end up with actual dino Heartless or something.

See, I was trying to make you not be able to make it dirty and you did it anyway. I shouldn't have bothered and just started dirty. But I'd ALSO be a valiant steed.

I would wear chainmail even if it is probably pinchy, if you want.

I bet there's space ones.

There is totally space AU's.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 09:55 pm UTC (link)

Shut up. Your face is way better than my face.

billy | teddy.

Mute. Mute is quiet.

Because he'd sound like a child predator. And now I've made Mickey creepy forever.

We could totally fight dino Heartless. I'd make you a keyblade with my mad skills at magic.

I totally made it dirty and you liked it. I'm so glad this is filtered so we're not traumatizing the pony girl with our flirting.

Okay, now I'm thinking about you in chainmail and we need to make out like yesterday.

Oh, there's probably tons of space AUs.

If I read those, I might get ideas.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 10:11 pm UTC (link)

I will fight you over the betterness of your face.

[Billy | Teddy]
He'd find a way.

Oh god. You have. But you killed all my longing for a trip to Disney World, so good job?

Okay. I don't want there to actually be heartless because those boss fights were hard. But I could maybe go for a Keyblade.

I'd have started filtering before I mentioned riding anything because I know you.

So demanding. On my way.

I'm pretty sure at least one is terrible. The other one is way too long to read. But get all the ideas you want.

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ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 10:16 pm UTC (link)

I would win that fight, because your face is so much better.

billy | teddy.

You're right. He totally would.

I do what I can.

You'd have me and your magic powers on your side. We've won way harder boss fights.

You do. And you love me.

I just know what I want.

I'll fill you in later on any ideas I get.

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	skreeprince 2015-11-13 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have 10,000 pictures of your face that says otherwise. [Billy \| Teddy] But it would be funnier while he was an ostrich? The idea of the Mickey Mouse club just got so much worse. There's so much jumping in those fights though. I'd get tired and need a nap. I do. I love you lots. Just have a list ready when I get there. In lyric form (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_demiurge357
2015-11-13 10:57 pm UTC (link)

I have about a million pictures of your face that prove my point.

billy | teddy.

It would. Ostrich Tommy would be ridiculous.

The idea of the Mickey Mouse club was always terrible. Look how dysfunctional all the members are now.

But naps are great. They mean snuggles.

I love you lots. And I like you lots. I love you and I like you.

Wait. I have to sing to you about my weird fantasies I get from fanfics? We are terrible Disney princes.

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skreeprince
2015-11-13 11:08 pm UTC (link)

Your phone has magic storage doesn't it?

[Billy | Teddy]
Do you think he would shove his face in the sand?

There has to be one of them that grew up okay. Wasn't Timberlake one? Wait is Timberlake dysfunctional? Don't tell me. He is, isn't he?

Snuggles are awesome, but probably not mid-boss.

I like to love you.

... no. That's the best Disney princes. No one remembers the princes, they remember the princesses. But I bet they would remember the kink song princes.

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