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Tweak says, "Drink Me."

нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper (soundoff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-16 23:26:00

Entry tags:

grog strongjaw, hartley rathaway / pied piper, jillian holtzmann, keyleth, percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, taryon darrington, vax'ildan

Glad that's over and done with.

Jilly, you were actually tolerable. Come by the lab sometime, and we'll be gay and blow things up.

Vax, you useless bisexual, I heard you died. We need to go have a drink now that you're a member of the club.

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	burymyshame 2017-03-21 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	He seems ... really enthusiastic? Were we ever that enthusiastic? [Locked to Vox Machina] And I don't know what you two are doing with Grog, but if you're doing what I think you're doing, one of you is going to have to talk to him about baths. And it's probably not actually either of you and will end up being Vex, won't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daggerdagger
2017-03-21 08:42 pm UTC (link)

Years ago. Years. Back when the worst we had to worry about was running questionable errands for shady wizards and their man servants.

[ Vox Machina ]

I'm sure he knows about the concept of baths. Water, tub, soap. It's a simple equation. No numbers or anything.

I think we should have Tary do it. Or is that too mean? He probably would if we asked.

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	burymyshame 2017-03-21 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	We might have hated us if we'd met that us. At least a little bit. [Vox Machina] The CONCEPT, yes. Actually convincing him to do it is where the tricky part comes in. Maybe just take him swimming and throw in some soap when he's not looking. That's terrible. We should probably do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daggerdagger
2017-03-21 08:56 pm UTC (link)

Without a doubt. Most of us would loathe our old selves. Except Pike. Because Pike is and always has been perfect. But the rest of us have grown a lot since we started out.

[ Vox Machina ]

We'll call this plan B.

We totally should. But we have to have someone ask who he'd trust wasn't just fucking with him. Oh, Percival, darling.

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	burymyshame 2017-03-21 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I miss her so much. Even if she was all squishy and not all here. [Vox Machina] I'd say this was where you could use your powers for good, Percy, but I think this is probably fucked up. But it's funny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daggerdagger
2017-03-21 09:13 pm UTC (link)

Indeed. Astral form Pike would be better than no Pike. No Pike is just getting sad. She'd love this place.

[ Vox Machina ]

Call it life experience. The kid needs plenty.

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	vox machina. pepperbox 2017-03-21 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, dear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. daggerdagger 2017-03-21 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Be a dear and tell Tary to ask Grog to take a bath. Make up whatever you need to in order to make him think this is imperative to his continued apprenticeship with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. pepperbox 2017-03-21 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Very well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-21 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Why does anyone ever want to be our friend? We're awful! Oh, tell him there have to be bubbles! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. daggerdagger 2017-03-21 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Better he learns that now. It really is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vox machina. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	You're helping me patch him up when this goes sideways, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. He's got all that armor, he'll be fine probably. I think I have a potion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Possibly. But Grog does hit rather hard. Especially when he doesn't feel like he's got a reason to hold back. But with any luck, he won't walk away with permanent injuries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-22 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	But he's not trying to kill Tary so it'll be fine? I think. Okay, maybe don't mention the bubbles then. ~~I'm still a little angry at you but I shouldn't be.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. dicklightning 2017-03-22 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think Grog will actively kill him. But fine... might be being optimistic? Not to rain on the parade. Any other day, any other person, it would be delightful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-23 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	You could always go with him. Grog likes you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. dicklightning 2017-03-23 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'm keeping an eye on things, just in case it all takes a really bad left turn. I can try and mitigate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-23 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	It's good that you're here to do things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. dicklightning 2017-03-23 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I Yes. Well. I'm glad I'm here, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-23 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are you really?~~ Maybe there's other musicians here, and you can find someone to play with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. dicklightning 2017-03-23 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	I could definitely try that. It would be something to do. It's been...awhile since I've gotten to just play (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vox machina. burymyshame 2017-03-23 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	There's so much music here that sounds like some of your songs. It's actually really strange. But I bet you'd like a lot of it. Plus there's a lot of people naked online. Don't look up bears to try to figure out what kind Trinket is. It leads to other things. Not that you would. But you should just play. This is where you can do things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)