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Tweak says, "Cheesy Peas!!"

нarтley raтнaway | pιed pιper (soundoff) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-16 23:26:00

Entry tags:

grog strongjaw, hartley rathaway / pied piper, jillian holtzmann, keyleth, percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, taryon darrington, vax'ildan

Glad that's over and done with.

Jilly, you were actually tolerable. Come by the lab sometime, and we'll be gay and blow things up.

Vax, you useless bisexual, I heard you died. We need to go have a drink now that you're a member of the club.

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	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. At least someone understands. I guess it's Percy by default, then. He's the only one of them that is also an official death club member. Shaun's come close a few times, but close doesn't count. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-03-17 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. Death is shit. I was going to suggest that, but you always make that face when you get reminded that Edgelord is the king of dying. Shaun is a magic gay and Kiki has antlers of immortality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do. It gets risky after awhile. I'm pretty sure a person can only die so many times before it stops working. Obviously. They're both going to live forever and leave us mortals in the dust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

soundoff
2017-03-17 03:43 pm UTC (link)

~~It doesn't stop working. You just have to roll a Nat20~~ So you're saying we should wrap Percival in bubble wrap?

Obviously. So, just so I'm clear. You're dating Percy, Shaun and Kiki. Percy is dating you, Shaun and Vex. Shaun is dating you and Percy. Vex is dating Percy and Zahra. Zahra is dating Vex and Kash. Kash is dating Zahra and Kiki. And Kiki is dating you and Kash and pretending she doesn't want to date Vex. Percy and Kiki are queerplatonic as fuck. And you and Percy want to fuck Grog but haven't got around to it. Oh, and the new nerd wants Percy to dom him so bad even though Percy is such a sub. Do I have it right?

Also Allie and Kima are sensible and only date each other. And Cass isn't allowed to date anyone because Percy might shoot them.

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	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Liberally. Not sure about the last bit yet, myself, but other than that, top marks. And it's really not so much not allowed as most people just have more sense than to attempt it. I wish the first person who does luck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-03-17 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	I assume by last bit, you mean Percy's fanboy. He totally wants Percy to fuck him. It's hilarious. Let me know. I'll make popcorn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	But he's a child. I say, despite the fact that we're apparently the same age, but still. He probably wouldn't have any idea what he was doing. I will. It's bound to happen sooner or later. It's not like there's a dirth of teenage boys around here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dicklightning 2017-03-17 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY? You had to wait for either me to leave or some sort of quasiweird dimension to take on an idea I threw out there months ago? And you all laughed at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-17 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody wants to sleep with you, Scanlan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-17 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well, obviously. But it's still the principle of the thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I feel as if I've missed some incredibly important information... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundoff 2017-03-17 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's simple. They're all fucking. And you want to fuck Percy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~That's not~~ ~~I would never~~ I've never even... I don't know what you're talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatherfirst 2017-03-17 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse Hartley. That's his own rather crass way of saying you have a pretty obvious crush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	We have a complicated set of relationships. Percy made a chart once. It looked rather a lot like a diamond attached a pyramid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-17 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	It's complicated just to read. The chart is probably easier but... perhaps I'll tackle learning that once I have everyone's name right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-17 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Names. Far more important than relationships. Especially for your own personal well-being. Vex will kick you in the balls. Repeatedly. I'm her brother. Trust me on this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[Voice Reply] wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. That's not how that goes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. pepperbox 2017-03-19 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Actually...it is how it goes. I mean, a few people got left off. But that is a fairly accurate summary of things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Voice Reply] wouldliketorage 2017-03-19 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	What? No, not that. I know that. You're all always going in and out of rooms holding on to your pants with your hair all over or smelling the same and not like you the same bath soap you made me use last time. I mean the part about you and Vax and me. You wouldn't be fucking me and you don't want to anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	burymyshame 2017-03-19 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Percy and the rest of you need to make duplicates of my antlers then. Even if it will confuse the new guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daggerdagger 2017-03-19 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	That's just a perk, confusing the new guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burymyshame 2017-03-21 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	He seems ... really enthusiastic? Were we ever that enthusiastic? [Locked to Vox Machina] And I don't know what you two are doing with Grog, but if you're doing what I think you're doing, one of you is going to have to talk to him about baths. And it's probably not actually either of you and will end up being Vex, won't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

daggerdagger
2017-03-21 08:42 pm UTC (link)

Years ago. Years. Back when the worst we had to worry about was running questionable errands for shady wizards and their man servants.

[ Vox Machina ]

I'm sure he knows about the concept of baths. Water, tub, soap. It's a simple equation. No numbers or anything.

I think we should have Tary do it. Or is that too mean? He probably would if we asked.

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	burymyshame 2017-03-21 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	We might have hated us if we'd met that us. At least a little bit. [Vox Machina] The CONCEPT, yes. Actually convincing him to do it is where the tricky part comes in. Maybe just take him swimming and throw in some soap when he's not looking. That's terrible. We should probably do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)