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Tweak says, ""You sooo love me""

тaaĸo (abracafuckyou) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-27 00:44:00

Entry tags:

taako, vax'ildan

voice post - backdated to when he actually arrived.
[ Taako sounds supremely irritated. ]

What the actual shit is this?

Magnus? Merle? Is this some bullshit joke? Because if you don't think I'll burn a spell slot on you chucklefucks, you are sorely mistaken.

Fucking shit, guys. Great idea. Yeah, let's just take our only useful party member and stick him somewhere weird by himself. Awesome job, geniuses. Well, joke's on you. When you two dipshits die because you're useless without me and Merle is the shittiest fucking cleric ever - I mean, seriously, he's healed us like...three times ever - I'm just gonna laugh.

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	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-10 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. Yeah. Dad's an ambassador. Hey. Just had to make sure. The way you phrased that, it could have been either. Still. I'm new to this magic thing, but I'm not sure a wand could be a lich, either. Same. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. abracafuckyou 2017-03-10 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. I guess that's a thing assholes do. My wand is a really cool wand. It could be a lich if it wants. You're not the boss of it. Cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-10 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely a thing assholes do. I'm definitely not. That would be your territory. Gods are weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. abracafuckyou 2017-03-11 11:00 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Assholes do things like be ambassadors. Or murder forty people because they're pissed at you and then make you think it's your fault and abandon you to years of guilt. Yeah. I'm totally the boss of my wand. And my dick. They are. Istus is like really hovery sometimes. It's like jeez, Istus, you're not my mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-11 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Also an asshole. Possibly a sociopath as well. I'm guessing that's from experience? I have no doubts. Is yours annoyingly vague and really cryptic about what she expects, or is that just the Raven Queen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

voice response.

abracafuckyou
2017-03-11 11:09 am UTC (link)

Yeah. I was dating this guy. And I had this cooking show. It was cool. I used transfiguration magic to make it more interesting. And he helped with the show. And he wanted to be a bigger part of it. And I was like no because it was my thing and it was pretty much the only thing that was just mine and maybe that was selfish, but whatever. I know my flaws. And he poisoned the food and a bunch of people died. And I thought it was because I'd accidentally transfigured nightshade instead of elderberries, but it was poison because he was a jealous, controlling dick. So...yeah. Then he abandoned me because he didn't want to be with a murderer. Which was like...extra shitty in retrospect. Yeah, he was maybe not my best choice? My boyfriend now is way cooler.

Awesome.

Yeah. She does that. I don't know much about the Raven Queen. I think Kravitz accidentally called her mom once. It was hilarious.

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	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-11 11:32 am UTC (link)
	Holy shit, man. That's just... fucked up on a massive scale. Killing that many people just because he got told no. But we all make pretty shitty choices. It's just a good thing you traded up. That's... amazing. Seriously. I mean, she'd totally appreciate it, but talk about embarrassing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. abracafuckyou 2017-03-11 11:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, he wasn't exactly great at accepting rejection. But I mean, I was kind of a shitty person back then. Shittier person than I am now. So...I don't know. I probably could have been better to him. He's great. Really handsome. And smart. And just really great. He makes terrible pottery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-11 11:40 am UTC (link)
	Hindsight, unfortunately, about your own behavior doesn't change someone else's actions. I mean, seriously. He could have literally just told you to fuck off and walked away without resorting to murder. That is definitely a smitten statement if I have ever heard one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. abracafuckyou 2017-03-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, I'm just saying I probably deserved it. I'm kind of a piece of shit, you know? Yeah, Kravitz is pretty great. And hot. And really kinky, I'm pretty sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. daggerdagger 2017-03-11 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. Some of the best people I know are pieces of shit. Definitely a winning combination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response. abracafuckyou 2017-03-11 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Fair enough. I know some pretty great pieces of shit. Yeah. Hopefully he'll show up. Things weren't great for him, last I saw. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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