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Tweak says, "This sucks."

xy_pnuuwhmfua (xy_pnuuwhmfua) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-21 00:37:00

Entry tags:

grog strongjaw, may parker / spider-woman (earth-982), percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, vax'ildan, vex'ahlia

voice post.
What the- Kaylie! FUCK. KAYLIE! [ a string of slightly unintelligible cursing ] This shit was supposed to stop happening.

[ a sudden and intense crash of thunder followed by the sound of doors falling off hinges ] Oh. SHIT. They were already unlocked. Well... That's one door solidly defeated, at least. [ slight humourless laugh, muttering ] God, inside jokes are a lot less fun without people around who appreciate them.

Kaylie? If you can hear me in whatever weird random room you're stuck in, the doors are unlocked! I repeated, the doors are unlocked, you do not have to attack them.

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	perc'ildan. pepperbox 2017-02-22 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to fight him. I'm going to take him to a Denny's and fight him in the parking lot. Cisco says that's where fights happen. You don't have to. If you don't want to talk to him, you don't have to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. daggerdagger 2017-02-22 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	That seems... odd. That they have a specific place to have fights here. But I guess, if that's how things are done. He just left, Perc. I mean, I've wanted him here for a really long time, and all I can think is that it's not fair that he's finally here and around us is the last place he wants to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. pepperbox 2017-02-23 12:19 am UTC (link)
	They had the Bowl of Judgment in Ank'harel. Maybe it's like that. I know. I'm just so angry with him. It's stupid to feel so abandoned. He isn't my father. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. daggerdagger 2017-02-23 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Just a place designated to settle vicious arguments and demand satisfaction. He was the closest thing most of us had left. It's not stupid. Because I'm feeling it, too. And I'm pretty sure Vex and Keyleth are, too. And Grog, just in a different way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. pepperbox 2017-02-23 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Don't talk about demanding satisfaction when we're stuck with other people. I'm going to get very drunk and pretend he isn't here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. daggerdagger 2017-02-23 04:48 am UTC (link)
	A different type of satisfaction, Perc. But I love where your mind went. Do you want the company? I could probably convince the elf to come with. Especially if alcohol is involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. pepperbox 2017-02-23 05:28 am UTC (link)
	You've clearly been a bad influence. It would probably take a fair bit of coordinating. I wouldn't want Vex or Keyleth or Grog feeling left out and that would be so many spouses. I miss you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. daggerdagger 2017-02-23 06:01 am UTC (link)
	You mean the best influence. We're going to be drinking. Nobody's not fine with drinking in these sort of situations. They'll be all right making small talk among each other, I'm sure. I miss you, too. I don't even know what to do with myself because of this. And it's awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. pepperbox 2017-02-23 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Agree to disagree. I'd be far too tempted to find some space alone with you, and I doubt that would go well. I hope this ends soon. How are things with your elf? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. daggerdagger 2017-02-23 07:44 am UTC (link)
	You know I'm right. Yeah. I'm guessing this magic doesn't look so well upon adultery. For our sanity's sane, hopefully it won't last much longer. We haven't killed each other yet? He's a bit too much for me to really handle. Apparently, where he's from, all elves are slaves. Like, chattel to humans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. pepperbox 2017-02-23 07:46 am UTC (link)
	I know no such thing. Likely not, and I do not wish to test it. Hopefully it will be done soon. Well, that is rather different than what we're used to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perc'ildan. daggerdagger 2017-02-23 10:03 am UTC (link)
	We'll keep our fingers crossed. Yeah. Quite a bit. Also, apparently, any kid born to a human and an elf is automatically human there. Things seem to be all backasswards. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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