Jurassic City - Network

So. I don't think I'll ever miss going toe-to-toe with robots, even if I feel like this could be a lot worse than it actually is at the moment. How's everyone doing with Married life in the Crustaceous? Has anyone started wrtiing a sit-com yet?

Young Avengers and respective husbands and wives, previous partners of people too.

All right gang. How's about a big group date and doing something to help make this way less awkward? Or way more, depending on how you want to look at it. I'm thinking all the pizza and drinks we can handle. Maybe a group field trip outside the fences for some thrilling adventures? We can call it team building exercises, you know, get the band back together and hang out with all the new members.

For those of you who had people in your lives before all this mess, I think we should invite them along too. That might make the group a little big but, since we're pretty much stuck with the buddy system, I think we should be okay? What do you guys think?

What the- Kaylie! FUCK. KAYLIE! [ a string of slightly unintelligible cursing ] This shit was supposed to stop happening.

[ a sudden and intense crash of thunder followed by the sound of doors falling off hinges ] Oh. SHIT. They were already unlocked. Well... That's one door solidly defeated, at least. [ slight humourless laugh, muttering ] God, inside jokes are a lot less fun without people around who appreciate them.

Kaylie? If you can hear me in whatever weird random room you're stuck in, the doors are unlocked! I repeated, the doors are unlocked, you do not have to attack them.