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Tweak says, "'C' is for cookie!"

Peter Parker (singlethread) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-02-15 12:31:00

Entry tags:

clark kent / superman (man of steel), logan howlett / wolverine, peter parker / spider-man

My powers are back!

Which is great because the ceiling is a perfect vantage point to stare down at this guy I don't know and question my life choices.

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	canucklehead 2017-02-16 12:00 am UTC (link)
	And we're all gonna count our blessings Rogers ain't tryin' to bang down my door for -- whatever the fuck nonsense is goin' on here. Still stickin' to the soft stuff? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	singlethread 2017-02-16 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Married. You're married to a Sharon Carter, I assume. Okay. The fact that I don't drink makes it weird that I can't remember last night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canucklehead
2017-02-16 12:30 am UTC (link)

Jesus Parker, don't go puttin' that stuff out in the public. The last thing we need is Steve showin' up and seein' that. The man would find an airlock to kick me out of. And we ain't married bub. Losin' my powers or no there ain't no way I'd snake the old man's girl. That's not my style.

Still. Sure as hell does look that way.

You sure you wanna stay on the sober wagon? Who'd you end up with anyway -- since it seems like everyone's in this boat.

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	singlethread 2017-02-16 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Okay, this Steve is a baby and he might just, you know, angst at you. No, no I'm not sure I want to stay on the sober wagon. I think I need something to drink. I don't know this guy personally. His name's Clark, I think. Clark Kent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canucklehead
2017-02-16 12:49 am UTC (link)

Wait. There is a Rogers about? Sonofa-- And we ain't even got the good years of friendship to work off? Well. This oughta' be fun. And...If you're talkin' about gettin' drunk...Hells bells, it's about as serious as they come. We'll start you on expired grape juice.

Kent huh? Don't think I met 'em before, not in the last place either. Never pegged you as gents-on-gents kinda guy. I'd joke about the kinda night it mighta been, but hell. Carter. Makes a man wonder what the hell he was thinkin'. This Kent, he a redhead at least? Make you your favorite waffles? Tell me somethin' in this messed up universe still makes sense...

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	thelivinglegend 2017-02-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Again with the baby thing, huh? I hear the stick up my rear end isn't half so far up as it is for the me in the other universe, so you can save the cursing for something else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	canucklehead 2017-02-16 03:52 am UTC (link)
	And if I say "Nice Outfit"? or ask you when the first time we met was, you say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thelivinglegend 2017-02-16 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Depends on the outfit. I'm either saying "thanks" or "bull shit". Second part. No clue. The answer is probably we haven't met yet. From what they tell me my universe isn't quite as far along as yours yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

canucklehead
2017-02-16 04:11 am UTC (link)

Good thing we ain't playin' for fabulous prizes. 'Cause ain't none of them answers right. You still at least always got your dog tags around your neck?

And it ain't. Which, all bullshit aside, might work in your favor. So long as you treat Carter here better'n you did when you were a pup fresh outta' the ice, should be fine. Maybe she won't have to shoot you so many times. And don't you worry none, I'll treat her right, feed her burgers, can't promise not to take her money playin' cards, but you're welcome to come on over to try and keep her from losin' her shirt.

Who knows, maybe I'll like you half as much as I like the other you.

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thelivinglegend
2017-02-16 04:47 am UTC (link)

I always liked mediocre prizes anyway. And honestly? Couldn't tell you the last time I took 'em off.

There's never been an Agent Carter I've met that shouldn't be put up on a pedestal. Pretty sure she can handle herself without me, too. But I'm not going to say I wouldn't like to be there when she makes you eat your words. Guess I'll have to talk to my new plus one about that..

Just don't try and get me back into tights. Happy to say I didn't keep that trend going even half as long as it sounds like other me did.

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canucklehead
2017-02-16 04:52 am UTC (link)

You and your damn Cracker Jack prizes, Rogers. I swear. Some things don't ever change, even across universes.

Pretty sure she likes it even more when she gets to stay on the ground and punch things beside you. Just from what I've seen over the years. Least favorite things include when you get trapped in alternate dimensions, but none of us are a fan of that. A world without a Cap kickin' around in it is one that just ain't as good. Even when you're an old man. Still don't think there's gonna be a day when either one of you can take me at poker. 'Course you never try anyway, you like it when other people win, but you even fold winning hands at the VA in your world too don't you?

Hah. Remind me to tell you about the time you tried to go undercover in a corset.

You're terrible at stealth kid, let me tell you.

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thelivinglegend
2017-02-16 05:02 am UTC (link)

It's the simple pleasures in life, what can I say.

Women with a mean hook. I think I have a type. But I think you're right about the alternate dimensions. Seems to be universally annoying. She also doesn't like mediocre burgers so don't skimp. And to be fair, you're right. I can't take anyone at poker. It's a lot more fun watching someone get to brag about getting the one up on Captain America, you know? Buck and Sam are the only fair game.

You're serious? I'm really glad that one didn't translate into my universe..

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canucklehead
2017-02-16 06:06 am UTC (link)

Now if only you Yankees could get a better handle on making beer, we'd be alright. Still gonna hand it to you in the whiskey department though.

You mean your type is isn't everyone who needs someone? Kiddin' Mostly. You ain't kiddin' though at least, mosta' the time I've known you, you've been married to your work, which suits the world just fine. 'Course the minute anyone needs you, you've been right there. Surprisin' no one with your late night BBQs. S'why there's always a six pack and a fat ribeye in my fridge with your name on 'em, even if you always whimp out halfway through your damn steak and I gotta bail you out just like....all the things we ain't done where you're from.

~~It's fuckin' annoying talking to you when you don't remember it, I hope you know that~~

I'm dead serious. You look terrible tryin' to pass off as a woman. You're probably the worst at Stealth I've ever met, but that don't surprise me none. You're a symbol worth gettin' behind. No sense hidin' that.

And Barnes is a chump at cards too. Has been since he was a tiny whelp. Fits your type though, 'cept he ain't a girl. Kid's got a hook that'll smart for days, and I've got an adamantium jaw. Wilson, I'll give it to ya', but he uses that damned Falcon to cheat anyway, or so I always tell 'em.

Good to know you're keepin' good company where you're from and that some things don't change.

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	themanofsteel 2017-02-16 03:40 am UTC (link)
	It's a neat trick and all, but I'd still prefer if you were Lois. You're not actually going to stay on the ceiling the whole time, right? I don't think we..did anything. Right? I mean of course that's right. I wouldn't do anything like that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	singlethread 2017-02-16 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Well I would prefer if you were... yeah, I've got nothing. I doubt anything happened except this weird marriage thing. So, no. I probably won't stay on the ceiling. At least not forever. Maybe another twenty minutes or so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

themanofsteel
2017-02-16 06:12 am UTC (link)

It's nothing personal. She's just the person I like to wake up to.

Starting to read a lot of that, so that makes me feel better. Weird's sort of in my DNA but this is a whole new brand. Besides, I was always taught you should get to know a person before getting married. We skipped a few steps. But if climbing on the walls makes you more comfortable, go for it. I'd go flying to give you some distance but if what people are saying is true that's probably not a good idea unless you come with me.

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