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wade wilson already had his five moments. ([info]maximumefforts) wrote in [info]junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:10:00

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Entry tags:! network post, from dusk till dawn: seth gecko, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, resident alien: harry vanderspeigle, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.


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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 04:43 am UTC (link)
So the preening slut thing was a case of the lady protesting too much. I knew it.

I'll go wish upon a star.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 04:46 am UTC (link)
Sorry, I think you lost me. Who's the slut in this scenario?

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 04:48 am UTC (link)
Neither of us, apparently, in this hellhole.

I remember it very clearly. "Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut."

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 04:50 am UTC (link)
More's the pity.

Yeah, right, that. We were kind of in the middle of saving the universe. Time and a place, Logan.

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
It's not like I stripped on purpose.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
Bet you would've, if you could've.

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 05:06 am UTC (link)
Nah.

I don't have those tear-away pants, for one thing.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 05:14 am UTC (link)
Serious oversight on the costume department's part, IMO.

But I mean you have literal knives in your hands, all your clothes can be tear-away clothes if you give a shit.

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 05:18 am UTC (link)
That sounds like a good way to run out of clothes around here.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
Don't threaten me with a good time.

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 01:11 pm UTC (link)
You say that now but you don't want to fight me naked, Wade.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I mean if you think the suit is hiding anything at this point, I'd have to disagree.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Asshole.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 02:39 pm UTC (link)
I mean sure, that's covered but if you're just going to be thinking about it anyway, does it matter?

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 02:43 pm UTC (link)
You're fucking ridiculous, Wade, you know that.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 02:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm not fucking anything, that's the ridiculous part.

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 02:55 pm UTC (link)
You want to compare dry spells or go find something to fight?

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 03:23 pm UTC (link)
There was this cool looking egg out by the giant slug thing I didn't have room for in the backpack*. We could go grab that.

[*ooc note: this is the backpack.]

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, let's go.

Maybe you need a bigger backpack.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 03:35 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if I'm the "sacrifice form for function" kind of Deadpool, bud.

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Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]worstlogan
2025-03-09 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I don't think I'd ever call you functional.

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Poolverine (significantly more NSFW)
[info]maximumefforts
2025-03-09 03:44 pm UTC (link)
You always say the sweetest things, peanut.

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