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Tweak says, "Castles don't have phones."

wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-03-08 17:10:00

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! network post, from dusk till dawn: seth gecko, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, resident alien: harry vanderspeigle, ✷ chapter 02 (all the pretty monsties)

So, I might be a day late and a maiming short on this one, but in case anyone's curious:

They all have teeth. And attitudes. Like, I figured hey, giant slug looking thing. Probably a safe place to start?

Nope. Teeth.

Good news is, the hand's at least back to a usable size. For typing. Yeah.

Does anyone want to take the credit-slash-blame for why there's like way more random Big Angry Baddies in the void than there were last time I was here? I promise I'm only a little pissed about it.

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	Re: Poolverine (let's just say NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:35 am UTC (link)
	What made it to the fantasies? For now. I'd like to see something get through the adamantium to eat my hand off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I mean the jammies aren't a bad look. Or just a whole tits-out situation. You're looking good for a bicentennial man, Peanut. Kinky. But maybe let's not say that in a place where that really does feel like it can happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:43 am UTC (link)
	So the preening slut thing was a case of the lady protesting too much. I knew it. I'll go wish upon a star. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I think you lost me. Who's the slut in this scenario? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Neither of us, apparently, in this hellhole. I remember it very clearly. "Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 04:50 am UTC (link)
	More's the pity. Yeah, right, that. We were kind of in the middle of saving the universe. Time and a place, Logan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 04:57 am UTC (link)
	It's not like I stripped on purpose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Bet you would've, if you could've. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Nah. I don't have those tear-away pants, for one thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Serious oversight on the costume department's part, IMO. But I mean you have literal knives in your hands, all your clothes can be tear-away clothes if you give a shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 05:18 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a good way to run out of clothes around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Don't threaten me with a good time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	You say that now but you don't want to fight me naked, Wade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	I mean if you think the suit is hiding anything at this point, I'd have to disagree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	I mean sure, that's covered but if you're just going to be thinking about it anyway, does it matter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're fucking ridiculous, Wade, you know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not fucking anything, that's the ridiculous part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	You want to compare dry spells or go find something to fight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	There was this cool looking egg out by the giant slug thing I didn't have room for in the backpack. We could go grab that. [ooc note: this is the backpack.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, let's go. Maybe you need a bigger backpack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if I'm the "sacrifice form for function" kind of Deadpool, bud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) worstlogan 2025-03-09 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I don't think I'd ever call you functional. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Poolverine (significantly more NSFW) maximumefforts 2025-03-09 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	You always say the sweetest things, peanut. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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