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wade wilson already had his five moments. (maximumefforts) wrote in junkedic,
@ 2025-02-24 21:31:00

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! network post, doctor who: the doctor, marvel (film/tv): wade wilson, ✷ chapter 01 (you are here)

So: people who know more about animal stuff, a question.

Is it normal for birds to have eggs bigger than them? I feel like the answer is no, right? Cause like

How would they get that out right? But like, these are probably not really birds, so I don't know if like, maybe it's not an egg? This is what it looks like:

An artist's rendition [ooc: imagine this in crayon]
Also it may be vibrating. So. Don't really know what all that's about.

But hey, Pretty Bird: got your weird maybe robot things.

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	maximumefforts 2025-02-25 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	I felt like it would be some kind of -ist of me to ask you directly, but thanks for the info! You are now the proud owner of probably-birds and maybe-an-egg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-02-25 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's not their egg. Nesting hens will pretty much try to hatch anything. Maybe they found it and it's something much bigger than the headless turkey things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-02-25 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	There are so many jokes I want to make and I am not and you're welcome. What kind of 'bigger' are we talking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-02-25 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	I can't figure out any of the jokes you're not making. Think about a chicken egg and how big a grown chicken is. And, you know, extrapolate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-02-25 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	So egg the size of a human skull Is it gonna be a Godzilla chicken? Dibs on the Godzilla chicken! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-02-25 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's going to be Godzilla. I'm actually kind of terrified. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-02-25 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I mean it could also be a very epic omelet. But with the whole vibration thing I didn't want to risk it being something gross. Or something that came out swinging. Plus it felt rude to crack it in front of its foster mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-02-25 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Birds eat their own eggs. It wouldn't have cared. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw: vague cannibalism mention maximumefforts 2025-02-25 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	New question: where is the mouth on these things? Actually you know what please don't tell me, I don't want to know that. Also- first it was people cannibals, now bird cannibalism. What is the world coming to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tw: vague cannibalism mention un_familiar 2025-02-25 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea, but I'm about to find out. Survival of the fittest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-02-25 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	I both love and hate that for you, pretty bird. I mean I'm not exactly God's perfect creature and I can't die. Sometimes it's just the stubborn assholes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-02-25 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	☺️ Fitness isn't about perfect, it's about how long you can last. So sounds like you're pretty fit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumefforts 2025-02-25 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	I can last just as long as I need to 😘 Regenerative healing factor, I don't have much of a choice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	un_familiar 2025-02-25 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	I bet you do! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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