Introduction to Fandom Muses

Name: Alexander J. Luthor

Nicknames: Lex, Alex

Age: 28 years old

I'm Paris and I'm a superhero. No, I totally am. See, one day I was at school and these guys pulled up in a car all mafia like to tell me that I was some kind of Chosen One. I thought they worked for my father and it was just some ploy to get me out of his hair but it turned out that being a slayer is legitimate. Who would have thought?

It worked out perfectly for me because I was about to get kicked out of St. Martin's anyways. That would have been school number five that I'd been kicked out of in the last four years. Being a slayer meant I just got to drop out before I got kicked out and go to Slayer Academy or whatever. It's not so bad. Lots of people think Kennedy sucks but she's way better than the nuns at every school I've ever been too. Plus, Spike is kind of hot.

And no jokes about slutty hotel heiresses please. I was born way before that skank ever became famous for putting out a shitty sex tape. Hasn't anyone ever read Romeo and Juliet?

My last name might sound familiar to you because yes, I'm the daughter of California Senator Cain. Everybody always asks me if it was hard being a politician's daughter. I don't know if it was hard really, but my little brother Jonathan was always way better at playing the role. Yes, you know him and not me because he's the golden boy and I'm the girl that gets kicked out of boarding school.

Needless to say, being a slayer didn't really fit in with daddy's plans. How's the man that's going to be president one day going to explain his vampire slaying daughter? He's not, and that's why I'm always living in a dorm room somewhere.

Don't feel bad for me though. All of that smiling and waving and shaking hands is boring. I'd definitely rather be here.