Introduction to Fandom Muses

What is this, like rehab? Hi, my name is Ruby and smoking crack is for retards and prostitutes. That sounded more like a public service announcement and I don't do those either. In fact, I don't really give a shit what you put into your body. If you want to be a crackhead, good luck with that.

What am I supposed to say here? I'm a Virgo who likes long walks on the beach. Astrology is for losers, there's no magic in it, reading the stars. It's people looking for science and magic when they have no idea what the world is really like. I do like french fries, that's pretty much the best work humans have managed to produce. And ketchup.

I'm a demon. I don't play nice with the other kiddies in the pool and I don't plan on starting any time soon. Dean Winchester's a retard, Sam is a lot smarter and vampire slayers are starting to overtake LA. So really? It's probably not the best place for a demon to hang out but what can I do? Someone's gotta keep Sam sharp.

I had a best friend. She's dead now so I don't really plan on making other friends any time soon. I guess that means we're not gonna have that long walk on the beach.