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Tweak says, "Wind friction."

tirefire (tirefire) wrote in installment,
@ 2022-03-12 16:58:00

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narration: network, zzdrop: lavender james

who else can't sleep??

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teratology
2022-03-13 08:11 am UTC (link)

LIKE AN APPLE. 😱 I DON'T KNOW!! you'd think there'd be at least a little hesitation before eating a whole onion?? especially a magical one?? but i suppose if you're desperate enough for an heir to the throne, you'll do anything.

so anyway, it was my evil stepmother of COURSE. i was ✨too kind and beautiful✨ and she thought it made her own daughter look poorly in comparison so she was like "nyeheheh >:)" when she heard the monstrous prince was looking for a new bride after killing his other brides on their wedding night. 🥴 so she went to the king and queen and told them that i would be SO VERY THRILLED to marry him.

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	calibur 2022-03-13 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	maybe she'd never had an onion before and thought it was like an apple. damn those evil stepmothers. I wonder what disney's going to do when they make it to this one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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