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Tweak says, "I'll call you Steve French."

tirefire (tirefire) wrote in installment,
@ 2022-03-12 16:58:00

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narration: network, zzdrop: lavender james

who else can't sleep??

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	calibur 2022-03-13 04:19 am UTC (link)
	that's really not too bad as far as witch fertility treatments go... who just bites into a whole onion?! HOW'D SHE MESS THAT UP? yikes. yikes. yikes. so then how'd you get pulled into it? volunteer as tribute? evil stepmom? evil dad? punishment for stealing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

teratology
2022-03-13 08:11 am UTC (link)

LIKE AN APPLE. 😱 I DON'T KNOW!! you'd think there'd be at least a little hesitation before eating a whole onion?? especially a magical one?? but i suppose if you're desperate enough for an heir to the throne, you'll do anything.

so anyway, it was my evil stepmother of COURSE. i was ✨too kind and beautiful✨ and she thought it made her own daughter look poorly in comparison so she was like "nyeheheh >:)" when she heard the monstrous prince was looking for a new bride after killing his other brides on their wedding night. 🥴 so she went to the king and queen and told them that i would be SO VERY THRILLED to marry him.

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	calibur 2022-03-13 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	maybe she'd never had an onion before and thought it was like an apple. damn those evil stepmothers. I wonder what disney's going to do when they make it to this one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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