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Deirdre Gwyneth McCrery ([info]naturallygwyn) wrote in [info]inpoormerit,
@ 2010-04-19 21:33:00

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Entry tags:colin, jamie

Worst Morning Ever
Who: Gwyn, Totally Open
Where: Uniform-3
When: Early Morning (slightly after Cath and Cooper's thread)

After a night spent tossing and turning with the sort of aches and pains that kept her just on the edge of sleep that eventually lead to fitful, if exhaustive sleep, Gwyn finally struggled toward consciousness sometime after sunrise. Her dreams were filled with heavy crashes- like lightning- and huge, growling animals. She was reminded strongly of the growing pains that had laid her in bed for a few days when she was younger- this was, of course, before she became aware of the bizarre, smooth pebble-like sensation against the bottom of her folded arms. Shifting a little toward wakefulness, she moved her arm in what was apparently the wrong way: the smoothness seemed to disappear and something sharp grated against her arm. This is what jarred her awake.

She blinked as she sat up and rubbed her arm. The room seemed to do something weird- it bobbed around her, but she figured she was still partially asleep. Light filtered in weirdly through her barely opened eyes, so she rubbed them hard and then tried again. Everything came into focus.

Lord, how she wished it hadn’t.

Sometime in the night, some great ruddy snake had decided to make her bed home. Bright orange scales glimmered up at her, but she couldn’t immediately place the species. All she knew is that bright usually equalled poisonous. Although panic tightened her chest, she knew that screaming and sudden movements would be the worst possible thing she could do. Instead, she started to lean away from the snake. Of course, that movement nearly catapulted her into the wall behind her. Her head cracked against the headboard, and she saw stars and swore, "Bloody hell!"

The sound was weird in her head, as though she was speaking around wad of cotton. Dazed, she glanced down to see if the snake was still there. It was, but there was more than that: wide panes of solid scaling started just below the flat of her stomach- lighter than the rest-, with finer scales that began at her hips, like a flesh-toned rash, and then bled into a tail that she swiftly realized was attached to her. Her stomach twisted so hard that she leaned over to try to be sick, but nothing came up. Instead, she overshot her bedside by a couple of feet and wound up landing hard on the floor. "Ow,” she whimpered, as the sensation translated into a jarring sound that echoed through her head. Her tongue felt wrong too, longer than it needed to be, and it moved strangely in her mouth. "..ow."

Gwyn wasn’t sure how to move, couldn’t make her body work the way it needed to. She started to whimper and bite her lip, but stopped the latter almost immediately as two very sharp teeth began to prick at her skin. Lord, she needed help. She dragged herself to her computer and tried to type out a message, but her fingers felt weird, longer, still wouldn’t obey her like the rest of her. Why was this happening to her? Was she being punished? Had she done something to make God angry?



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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-20 03:14 am UTC (link)
Keeping her body upright was proving to be difficult. Her lower half was a lot heavier than- well, it was a freakin' snake's tail for cryin' out loud! Her arms were shaking by the time she lowered herself back down after seeing Colin's note. Relief flooded her and she began to wait, unconsciously weaving back and forth as she chewed on the edge of a fingernail set unto one of her weirdly elongated fingers.

Finally, someone began knocking on her door, and she swung her body toward the door. It was Colin! He'd come, just like he said! "It'ssss open!" she cried out, almost sobbing with relief. "Pleasssse hurry!"

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[info]smalltownguy
2010-04-20 03:24 am UTC (link)
She sounded strange. And scared. Colin wondered what these bastards had done to her. Opening the door, he stepped inside and shut behind him. "Gwyn?"

That's when he saw...

A REALLY BIG FUCKING SNAKE!!

Yeah, see, this was a problem. Colin was terrified of snakes. Always had been. Even little tiny gardener snakes that lived in his mom's garden and ate bugs. The slithering and crawl and nnnuuuhhh. A snake of this proportions was sort of like walking in on your worst nightmare and it being real.

So he screamed. He screamed like a girl. And dropped the pipe. All while staring in abject horror at the big fucking snake. The fact that the big fucking snake could be Gwyn was no computing.

He was even too scared to run. Yet.

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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-20 03:36 am UTC (link)
She should have warned him.

She was an idiot.

His reaction was testament to just how far a warning could have gone- possibly. Then again, hadn't she wanted to scream the first time she'd seen it? It knocked around her skull, his cry of primordial horror, and she clamped a hand over her ears, but it did no good.

With lightning quick movements, she bolted toward him and covered his mouth with her scaled hand. (The scales were on the outside, fortunately, running a line down her fingers, up her hand and then meeting up with a large patch on her forearm.) "Shhhh, pleasssse," she implored. "It'ssss me, Colin, Gwyn."

Her eyes began to brim with tears. She must really look like a monster. Recoiling- literally- she dropped her hand from Colin's face and held herself tightly. "Don' blame yeh, if yeh wan' t'run away. Wish I could."

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[info]smalltownguy
2010-04-20 03:54 am UTC (link)
He probably wouldn't have believed her. He wasn't exactly certain he believed what he was seeing now. No, wait, he just didn't want to.

And now it was coming at him and Colin backed into the door and couldn't go any further. It's hand (since when did snakes have hands?) was over his mouth and it was hissing at him and-

His brain just overloaded. Shut down, refused to deal with the big scary snake that was now way too close. His eyes rolled back into his head and he crumpled to the floor.

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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-21 12:14 am UTC (link)
It didn't really surprise her when Colin hit the floor. Gwyn supposed that she probably would have done the same had their roles been reversed. He didn't look comfortable at all, a sort of broken doll figure half leaned against her door, but mostly on the floor. Her tail went toward him without any real thought- he looked uncomfortable to her, and she wanted to do something about it. After all, it was her fault he was like that anyway.

Coiling around Colin's shoulders, waist and legs, she trusted her body not to constrict too tightly as she began to move him toward her bed. At the very least, he'd wake up in a bed. As she let her tail do the work, she looked longingly toward the door. Once Colin was settled, she would leave. She didn't belong with people anymore. The glittering orange scales still surrounding Colin were testament to that fact.

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[info]smalltownguy
2010-04-21 02:34 am UTC (link)
What people don't know about fainting is that it generally doesn't last long unless the person hits their head hard. The movement over his body roused Colin.

For a moment, he didn't know what was going on. He was pretty sure he'd had a nightmare. Then he realized there was something wrapped around him. He looked down and saw bright orange serpentine scales. Mute with horror, he followed the length of the tail and saw...

At least he screamed less like a girl that time. His blue eyes went wide and well, wet himself. He'd be embarrassed about it if he survived this.

Yeah, you wake up finding the thing you're afraid of the most dragging you to it's lair and see how you react, dammit!

Colin started struggling in vain, shouting and beating at the huge snake-thing and generally in full on panic. This just could not be happening.

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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-24 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Having turned away to try to carry Colin to her bed, Gwyn wasn't even aware that he had awoken again until he screamed. Her thin, forked tongue, which had been flickering in and out of her mouth without her even realising since she had begun to trust in her body's instincts, was suddenly overcome with a harsh, bitter ammonia smell that she almost didn't recognise. It smelled like fear, which spoke to something deep and primal, serpentine.

Higher reasoning told her to ignore this sibilant, insistent impulse, but then her prey- no, Colin began striking her, hurting her. The pain traveled all along her scaled tail, until it exploded up her spine and radiated through her body. She hissed loudly and spun around, tail starting to constrict around the animal thrashing in her clutches. She could feel its heart pounding wildly and just wanted to make it stop.

With another loud hiss and a jerking motion toward Colin, she felt something unfold from the roof of her mouth. The fangs scraped against her lower lip. How easy would it be to just strike out at this mewling, struggling mammal and end its pitiful, warm-blooded life?

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[info]_intherough
2010-04-28 02:28 am UTC (link)
Jamie had pretty much been up all night writing things out and theorizing and sticking them in patterns on the wall... It was a mess in his cottage to say the least and he had pretty much gotten no where other than getting whatever knowledge he had of werebeasts out on paper. Some time in the morning (When the hell had it gotten to be morning?), he had refreshed the journal page to catch Gwyn's message. Damn. So they were right.

It had taken him some time to actually get to her cottage A) because he had to pee and B) because he didn't know where it was. But eventually he found it and none too soon. It looked like there was a giant fucking snake in her cottage but from what he and Cathair had deduced... Quick but cautious examination revealed it to be Gwyn in what appeared naga form and about to eat some blonde dude. Ho. Lee. Shit. 'Nuff said.

He generally did not think it was a good idea to take off his sneaker and throw it at her but he did just that. He was aiming for just past her head so he didn't actually hit her but perhaps distracted her. The problem with that was he had depth perception issues so who knew where it would land. At the same time, he sort of shouted to try and get her fangy attention (later he would ask what the fuck was wrong with his brain?), "GWYN. Let the lad go right this instant, young lady!" Good job sounding like his father. Jesus he was sleep deprived if he was using 'dad' voice on a snake girl about to eat someone. Still, perhaps he could get her attention enough that he could lead a chase away from the blonde guy.

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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-28 03:20 am UTC (link)
Staring dispassionately down as Colin as he continued to thrash, Gwyn wasn't even remotely distracted by Jamie's entrance. What did distract her, however, was the trainer that flew into her shoulder, hitting it at the toe and making it spin past she and her prey. She hissed once and moved to strike at the offending object- now halfway across the room- when she heard Jamie yelling at her.

He sounded so uncannily like her older brother when he was on one of his Man-of-the-House kicks that she paused and then swung around to look at Jamie, her eyes wide with surprise and then recognition. Something in his tone made her feel not unlike a child who'd come home with their nose bloodied and a bruise on their cheek. Uncoiling from around Colin so rapidly that she pretty much dumped him on the floor next to her bed, Gwyn crossed her arms over her chest and frowned. "Wasn't my fault," she said petulantly, scaled tail coiling tightly beneath her. "He started it."

This probably technically wasn't true, but dammit she had only been trying to help him! The sound of her own pouting voice and posture suddenly struck her as being so completely absurd that she began to titter a laugh. Soon enough, she was helpless with giggles, almost doubled over from laughing so hard. In fact, tears were streaming down her face...

And then it wasn't clear at all if she was laughing or sobbing.

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[info]smalltownguy
2010-04-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
Oh shit.

Colin really couldn't do anything but brace for the worst and pray for a quick, painless end. He squeezed his eyes shut and...

Nothing happened. Oh more, somebody came in and threw a shoe at the snake thing. Which made this make even less sense.

It let him go and didn't eat him, which was good enough for Colin as he landed in an unceremonious heap next to Gwyn's bed. He oomphed at the rough landing, still staring at the snake thing.

Wait, he started what? It probably ate Gwen and was going to eat him next if...okay, none of this was making sense. And then the snake thing started laughing and Colin wondered if this was a fucked up dream and somebody had spiked his food with something.

Yeah, passing out again. That made way more sense right now than dealing with this.

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[info]_intherough
2010-04-28 03:42 am UTC (link)
Oh thank god - his batshit crazy plan had worked. Likely when Cathair heard about this he was in for a chewing out but he didn't actually care at the moment. What mattered was her letting the blonde guy go. "He started it?" Jamie repeated in an incredulous tone. He rubbed his face with his hands, dislodging his glasses for a moment. A huge ass piece of him wanted to do the same thing Colin did - pass out - but he was Scottish and they were a practical people. First things first. He could go crazy later.

And then there was laughing and... and... Jamie pinched the bridge of his nose, stepping closer to Gwyn but not touching her - definitely not. If he touched her then it became real. "Come then, lass. Back into the sitting room. Let's let the lad take a moment to himself." He carefully shifted around the coiled snake body towards the lost sneaker... Please God don't let her think him tasty. That was the last thing he needed. Okay. This whole situation was the last thing he needed but that was as may be.

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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-29 01:55 am UTC (link)
Well, Colin was out again, which actually made Gwyn laugh again, her sobs becoming giggles once more. "It's like he cannae handle th' fact that I'm a great bloody snake or somethin'. An', yeah, he started it. Jus' started screamin' like a wee girl an' then he fainted. I was jus' tryin' ta get him t'me bed, make sure he was comfortable, then he jus' screamed again an' started beatin' on me. Like I said, he started it."

Just the suggestion that she adjourn to the sitting room sounded so utterly banal, so ridiculously out of place that for a moment she forgot just how funny it was and just stared at him. Her tongue flickered in and out, and she could smell what she found had become the familiar scent of Jamie. It was a gaze that probably held a hair too long, tracking his movements as he retrieved his shoe, and then she blinked and slithered into the other room. "Starving," she mumbled to herself, the sensation hitting her without warning. "Need somethin' t'eat."

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[info]_intherough
2010-04-29 02:08 am UTC (link)
Jamie stared at Gwyn, then shook his head a little. He wasn't going to argue with her until they were out of the room. Colin needed a moment to collect himself when ever he woke up. Once Gwyn started into the other room (and thank God he had been able to keep the sharp whimper that bubbled up inside of him muffled - hungry?! Sheesh!), he picked up his shoe and crouched down close to the blonde's ear so he could speak in a voice just below a whisper, "If y'can hear me, lad, I recommend going out a window when you recollect yourself."

He straightened up and headed out of the room, closing the door so when Colin woke up, he wouldn't be passing out straight again. "Y'do not suppose, luv, that he was perhaps - oh, I don't know, bloody terrified at seeing you like this? And maybe he didn't see you but only the snake part?" He followed her into the kitchen, narrowly avoiding an odd spot of moisture on the carpet. Ew. That's what that smell was. Poor Colin.

"I believe the only reason I'm not acting like him is I am to bloody tired to think o'ermuch about it," he pinched the bridge of his nose and leaned against a wall to replace his shoe.

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[info]naturallygwyn
2010-04-29 02:40 am UTC (link)
Twisting around sharply, Gwyn deadpanned, "No. The thought never crossed m'mind."

Her expression soured, however, as she rolled her eyes. "All righ', yes, I cannae blame him f'r his state. But I'm just as scared too. 'S just... I have t' bloody live like this, f'r now, maybe f'rever. Gotta deal with it differently, else I'll crack, see? Go completely round the bend!"

She punctuated the last with an angry swipe at the meager contents of the coffee table. "What if I'm stuck like this?" she cried out in sudden fury as pages fluttered around the room and a small porcelain tchotchke went crashing to the floor. "What could I have possibly done to make God this angry?"

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[info]_intherough
2010-04-29 02:57 am UTC (link)
"Aye, I believe it," Jamie said in a bit of a severe tone, "As it did not seem to be registering in that pretty wee head of yours." Okay, so it was probably a bad idea to be provoking the snake girl but really. Someone had to be Perspective Boy.

There. It settled in finally and she was giving up the blame. He could understand her being scared but he had wanted her to say it instead of just blaming the blonde lad for everything. "I see. Trust me, I do," saying he saw it was a lot better than he understood. There was no possible way Jamie could understand what she was going through.

He winced when her rage snapped up once more but this time at the situation and not at a guy wrapped up in her coils provoking her into venom. Jamie crossed his arms in front of his chest as he was finished tying his laces. "God's got nothin' to do with it now, lass. It's Man what's got it in for you. If it's God you're looking to, all you'll find is a test in your resolve and sanity."

He didn't even want to address what would happen if she was stuck because she likely was. Carefully he pushed off the wall and settled in beside her and her coiled body, putting a hand on her shoulder. This was likely a very bad idea. "But... you're not alone. I may have a mental breakdown a bit later after this but I at least am not about to abandon ye."

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[info]smalltownguy
2010-05-05 01:09 am UTC (link)
Colin couldn't figure out how almost getting eaten by a snake thing was remotely his fault. Especially if it had already eaten Gwyn.

Poor Gwyn.

He came to slowly, catching the last bit of their conversation. Stuck like that? Was that thing...Gwyn? No way. Too crazy.

Of course they were trapped on a tropical island as prisoners with weird shit happening. Crap.

Shifting, he realized the whole urinating in terror thing. Oh great. Instead being eaten by the girl he'd come to help, he got to die of humiliation instead.

He couldn't go out there. Especially if that was Gwyn and he'd just...yeah. Not happening. That window over there was looking like his best bet. Hopefully, he'd fall and break his neck doing that.

That would be more merciful than dealing with this shit.

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