She sounded strange. And scared. Colin wondered what these bastards had done to her. Opening the door, he stepped inside and shut behind him. "Gwyn?"
That's when he saw...
A REALLY BIG FUCKING SNAKE!!
Yeah, see, this was a problem. Colin was terrified of snakes. Always had been. Even little tiny gardener snakes that lived in his mom's garden and ate bugs. The slithering and crawl and nnnuuuhhh. A snake of this proportions was sort of like walking in on your worst nightmare and it being real.
So he screamed. He screamed like a girl. And dropped the pipe. All while staring in abject horror at the big fucking snake. The fact that the big fucking snake could be Gwyn was no computing.