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Tweak says, "As my date."

ren (jedikiller) wrote in incompletedata,
@ 2017-06-20 11:24:00

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Animal trainers! You work hard, trying to get those unwieldy animals to do what you want. You literally shovel their shit, too. I imagine it's very tough work.

So I'm going to cook dinner for you all tomorrow night. Meet me in the southern-most tent after the show and you won't regret it.

[Han]

Do you know how to cook? Want to help me with this? Father-son bonding.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I guess I'd just have trouble figuring out where to start. When I first remember hearing him? When I realized he was real and I wasn't crazy? Where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	At the beginning. And we'll figure it out from there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	He once told me that he was aware of me while I was still in the womb, that he knew that I would come and be the most powerful Force user since the Emperor himself. Whether that was the truth or whether he wanted to make me feel like I was destined for this, I don't know, but that's the chronological beginning, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Son

shootfirst
2017-06-22 10:27 pm UTC (link)

Your mother said she felt him before you were born too, so it must be true.

Listen, I want to be able to look at your face while you do this, even though I get that it might be easier for you not to do that. After your dinner, we'll find some time just for the two of us and sit down and work through it all one step at a time, one piece at a time, and we'll get him out of your head for good.

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	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	At least some of what he said is true, then. You do realize that, as soon as I'm transported back to our world, he'll get his hooks back into me, right? If I remember my time here, I'd be better prepared to make it look like I'm a good little Sith Lord until the time is right to kill him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Then you play along, but you control the battlefield. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	And who rules the galaxy once we've won and he's defeated? Me? I'm not made to rule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-22 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Hux? ~~If he's still alive.~~ Or what about that woman in the chrome armor? She seemed ~~tall~~ competent. The three of you are a team, aren't you? So rule as a team. You're not alone in this, son. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-22 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Emperor Armitage Hux does have a nice ring to it. You met Phasma and lived to tell the tale? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-23 12:00 am UTC (link)
	There now. And you'd be for all intent his absolute equal, without any of the pesky responsibility but with all of the plush perks. Which is everything you deserve. She was a bit distracted by the ~~garbage chute we sent her down~~ former stormtrooper in our company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Han jedikiller 2017-06-23 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, I mean, maybe not absolutely equal. I wouldn't mind a title like executioner. Where I could crush his enemies for him and come home bathed in blood. Ah, the traitor. I'm going to give her shit for that if she ever gets here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-23 01:02 am UTC (link)
	If that's what you truly want, son, then that's what you should have when the galaxy is yours. You're a Solo, which means if hard work and Luck don't give you what you want in life... then by all means, take it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dad jedikiller 2017-06-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Son shootfirst 2017-06-23 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Anytime, son. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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