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Tweak says, "One's mama to you."

rick sanchez (portalgun) wrote in incompletedata,
@ 2017-09-18 17:23:00

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marvel: avengers academy: maria hill, marvel: comics: bruce banner, marvel: comics: viv vision, marvel: mcu: darcy lewis, marvel: mcu: rocket, marvel: mcu: tony stark, rick & morty: rick sanchez

There's not enough parts to make robots. Not big enough ones. Who do I have to screw to get some scraps and electrical shit?

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	portalgun 2017-09-19 01:17 am UTC (link)
	What are you? The fucking language police. Can't fucking stand police of any kind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron 2017-09-19 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	No, you two-bit edgelord Emmett Brown, I'm not the language police. I'm the person who is going to make you wish your portals split you in fucking half in you keep disrespecting my friends for no goddamn reason. How bout dat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portalgun 2017-09-19 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	How about I don't care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron 2017-09-19 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	How about I'm the guy you'd want to talk to if you wanted some scraps and electrical shit and you just screwed yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portalgun 2017-09-19 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, I'll suck your dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron 2017-09-19 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	how about I don't care? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portalgun 2017-09-19 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Except you do. That's what got us into this mess to begin with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron 2017-09-19 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	I don't care about you, Sugar. That's the difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portalgun 2017-09-19 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	I don't even care about me so it's no skin off my tail. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	b_a_n_a_n_a_s 2017-09-19 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Actually. I've got a box of scraps from London. You could use that right? I mean it's not doing me much good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron 2017-09-19 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'd love to look at what you've got. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	b_a_n_a_n_a_s 2017-09-19 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'll drop it by Sharon's (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iron 2017-09-19 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	~~She told~~ Hey, that works great for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Filtered halflistening 2017-09-19 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Hi. I'm Darcy. Rick is abrasive, but it's because he's completely lacking in social skills. He'll relax and stop being such an asshole as soon as he's not being met with hostility- which is totally justified, because he's totally a dick at first. Sorry to bust in on your stuff, I just wanted to throw that out there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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iron
2017-09-19 11:04 pm UTC (link)

Yeeeeeeah, I went to college when I was fifteen and dealt almost exclusively with reclusive awkward engineers. Laking in social skills, I understand. This isn't that. He's learned the words that hurt people, and he's using them purposefully. He's an adult, he can fucking behave like one. Because you can be the most inept person ever and that's still no excuse for heckling and swearing at a sixteen-year-old-girl who was trying to help.

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halflistening
2017-09-19 11:09 pm UTC (link)

I don't know if he's learned that words hurt people and he's using them for that purpose or that he's learned that a certain kind of language will push people away, thereby keeping himself from being hurt. Jury's still out on that one.

She's 16? I would not have guessed that. I also wouldn't have guessed that she was trying to be helpful, honestly. I'm not criticizing her or anything, because I know I wasn't exactly the most tactful person at 16 and I'm still not, I'm just saying that those things aren't really readily apparent to someone who's new here.

What school did you go to? I went to Culver. I wasn't 15, though. I was like... normal college age.

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iron
2017-09-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)

You're talking to someone who built a literal suit of armour to keep people away, and subsequently used it to destroy pretty much every meaningful relationship I've ever had. Which is something I take responsibility for. So I don't really care why he's using the words he's using or doing what he's doing. He's responsible for the impact they have. And coddling him and making excuses for him just let's him get away with not taking on that responsibility himself.

She's a literal robot. She's exactly the person who could help him build one, but she's also wary of why people want robots. Him especially. Probably because he's a constant asshole.

MIT.

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halflistening
2017-09-19 11:28 pm UTC (link)

He is responsible for that he says, obviously. He's an asshole and he knows he's an asshole. I'm not making excuses for him either, just trying to keep things from getting worse. Because I don't think we need to get into a dick measuring contest here about who's smarter and I think that actively alienating potential allies as we're heading into what is totally a Hunger Games scenario is a pretty stupid idea.

She is? That's neat. I don't know anything about robots, so that's about all I can add to that conversation. But I get why she would be wary. I don't think anyone could blame her for that.

Yeah? I was there once with my boss Jane. She was giving a lecture. The Barker Library is gorgeous and I kind of want to live there.

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iron
2017-09-20 12:18 am UTC (link)

Really? Potential allies? That's pretty loaded terminology you're throwing around here. Flip the script a little bit here. You have a white, educated older man accosting a teenage girl of a visible minority (robot) and telling her he wants to meet (make) more of 'her kind' for whatever purposes he sees fit and she shouldn't get to have a say in it. Would that not set off all the warning bells, for you?

He might be responsible for what he says but he's certainly not taking responsibility here, and you're making it easier for him not to. Because you are making excuses for his behaviour -- you're telling me to lay off him. And not telling him to stop talking about sex with a teenage girl (e.g. screwing robots). This isn't a dick measuring contest, what this is is me trying to tell the pervert he screwed himself out of getting what he wants.

Yeah -- I don't blame her. I blame him. You should too.

No, it's certainly my favourite place to be. I've thought about relocating out that way a few times. But Harvard is such a hot mess right now.

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halflistening
2017-09-20 12:32 am UTC (link)

If I were going to tell you to lay off, I would say to lay off. I'm not saying that. And I'm also not seeing where he said he wanted to have sex with robots? He offered to blow you for parts and offered to make me a talking, health monitoring vibrator. And asked who he had to screw to get parts. So maybe I'm just not seeing what you're seeing or you're pissed at him and seeing things that aren't necessarily there.

And yes, I'm using loaded terminology. I've read the books and seen the movies and if that's what's about to happen, I'm dead serious about alienating allies. I can get why you're not as serious about it, though. You're an Avenger. You have more than enough people here who would be willing to make an alliance with you if you get voluntold to be a Tribute. I'm not a super genius and I have exactly one Avenger connection and he isn't here. If I don't think tactically, even now, I'm screwed in there even more than I already am.

I'll be more concerned if he gets parts to build something larger than a talking vibrator.

Why is Harvard a hot mess? Did I miss something?

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iron
2017-09-20 12:54 am UTC (link)

His words: [People building robots are] either out to screw people over, or they're out to screw the robot. Which - given his fixation on sexualizing everything, is probably not accidental wordplay.

I have no friends here I didn't earn. There are no Avengers, not like there used to be. And allies aren't allies if they will very clearly throw you under the bus the second it's necessary for them to do so for their own survival.

If he builds you a vibrator, I'd check it for cameras.

Institutions that old choose tradition over innovation, and all of the cultural hang-ups that tend to come with it.

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halflistening
2017-09-20 01:11 am UTC (link)

You build robots, don't you? Which one do you fall under?

The Avengers might not be the Avengers but you're still an Avenger. They're still Avengers. Family sticks together, even when you're pissed at each other, when you need to.

See, I know him about as well as I know you, which is not at all. For all I know, if you and I were both Tributes, you would be the one to throw me under the bus. (For the record, I don't actually think that you would, but I don't think he would either. I've got pretty good instincts and I don't get that vibe from him. He'd probably leave me in the dist to deal with shit on my own, but I don't think he'd actively endanger someone else. But I could be totally wrong.)

I have seen those porn flicks and yeah. Definitely checking for that.

That's why I love Culver. Innovation over all, man. The only better place is IWP but it's all policy and not hard sciencey like all you super genius types like.

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	Filtered iron 2017-09-20 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I own the largest tech company in the world. There are college papers dedicated both to demonizing and defending the influence my company has had on the automation of blue collar work. I feel like that speaks for itself. Family? Really? ~~You don't~~ Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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halflistening
2017-09-20 01:20 am UTC (link)

I'm not asking for other people's opinions, I'm asking for yours.

Yeah. Because I've been there when Thor would drop everything to go look for Hydra with you all and I've seen what it did to him and what it did to Jane. You don't make that kind of sacrifice for people you aren't emotionally invested in. And yeah, some of it is probably personal responsibility because of what his dickhead brother did and making amends and stuff, but still. If not family, at least friends.

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	Filtered iron 2017-09-20 01:24 am UTC (link)
	My opinion is that Rick's "two categories" are basic and he's wrong? Yeah. You know what else you don't do to people you're emotionally invested in? Lie to them to protect the person who murdered their parents. Or disappear. Or drop a fucking parking lot on them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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