Imprints and Inkstains

Title: Percy's Tests
Author: tattooedappho
Rating: PG-13 / R
Wordcount: 662
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Rufus Scrimgeour / Percy Weasley
Warning: This story is AFU. srsly.
Author's Notes: Written for celestineangel as part of HP_Crackship. Spoof of a certain scene from South Park (Season 2 - Summer Sucks).

( Percy's Tests )

Title: Pet
Author: tattooedsappho
Rating: NC-17 (or a very "R" R...not really sure)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Bella/Harry, Bella/Narcissa, Harry/Draco (implied)
Warning: Dom/Sub, bondage, implied non-con
Notes: "Fic or Treat" for siriuslysnogged

( candy is dandy but lick-her is quicker )