imbrii (imbrii) wrote in imbrication, @ 2007-09-06 13:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | au, drabble, gaara, kankurou, naruto, rock lee, wind series |
Naruto - Blow out the Candles
Series: Naruto
Characters: ensemble
Pairing: Gaara/Lee
Type: highschool AU, humor
Warnings: mentions of sex/sexual things, teens being teens
Spoilers: none
Word Count: 230
Etc: Timeline-wise, Lee's birthday is somewhere in the middle of RwtW part 5 (November). Gaara's nearly coincides with the end of part 5 (January). I'm not sure how well I managed to pull off the humor. This is thanks to smallredfox, because she's so good at traumatizing me . CURSE YOU, KAREN!
For Lee’s birthday, Gaara makes him glass squirrel figurines of various sizes. Guy gives him training weights, Temari and Tenten get him new legwarmers, and Chouji bakes a cake and manages not to eat it before the party starts. Naruto makes a scrapbook with Sakura’s help. Shino, Neji, Kankurou, and Shikamaru buy four of his favorite movies. Hinata gets him a stuffed squirrel. Kiba gives him flavored lube, Ino gives him a book on gay sex, and Sai gives leather handcuffs at their recommendation. Naruto starts reading some of the book aloud. Hinata nearly faints. Kankurou, Temari, and Lee turn green, purple, and red, respectively.
For Gaara’s birthday, Lee buys him the long coat he kept staring at in the store window. Temari is in on it and buys a matching belt. Naruto buys him a set of watercolor pencils, Sakura buys him a sketchbook, Sai gives him tickets to the art museum, and the rest give books Lee picked out. Kiba and Ino don’t have the guts to try gag gifts.
Kankurou does. He gives Gaara condoms and a book on glassblowing. “If you use them, I never want to know.”
A month later, Gaara hands him back the empty box and smirks as his brother goes through several shades of red until he hits purple.
Gaara decides not to tell him that they’d only used half the box.
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