In Character F*ck my Life

My best friend nearly got my boyfriend expelled because she thinks he's an attention-seeking madman, and now everybody thinks she's an untrustworthy cow - except for Vane, who's insisting they eloped.

FML.

I have ugly purple marks across my nose and cheeks that say SNEAK and I can't even remember how they got there because I've been Obliviated.

fml, really. And I don't even swear!

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