Feb. 26th, 2012

[info]ex_truckasau142

[Text to Sterling Archer][Public]

[Text to Archer]

There's a party in three days. We're going.

[Public]

Is it often in Chicago that someone invites millions of strangers to their home for a party? Isn't it just a little shady?

Jan. 20th, 2012

[info]ex_truckasau142

[Public]

If your roommate constantly has terrible music playing in the apartment, does that give you a right to shoot him in the leg?

Jan. 15th, 2012

[info]ex_truckasau142

[Text to Archer]

[From their living room]


Where did you put the box that had our dishes in them? I reminded you three times not to forget them.